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* look. i gave up trying to go back a long time ago.

[ Funny Boneman!

Sans Undertale/Deltarune RP Account!

Lewd dni ]
Pinned
* [ He's sitting in front of his store, doing nothing. ]
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
* fun fact. my last name is overstory, not undertale.
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
* i sure do love being the only sans and there being no others sans's.
November 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
November 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
sorry about the radio silence, just got nothing going on at my end.
November 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
err.
October 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
crime isn't legal. thankfully, i don't do crime.
October 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Reposted by sans
niel.

I'm so sorry, I need some help.

For the past couple of months I've been absolutely bleeding money taking care of four orphaned 3 week old kittens until now- and I don't regret it one bit.

But it's cost me almost 2k total and now the loan jumbling left me 2 months past due.
September 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i can confirm, this happened.
September 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
hell yeah.
September 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
alright bro, calm down. i'll get you your crack once i'm off my break.
* THAT'S OKAY, PAPYRUS IS HUNGRY TOO! HUNGRY FOR CRACK!
September 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
err.
September 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
say gex.
September 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
what's with the look? something i say?
[ staring at him in horror. what the fuck is he talking about. why would he do that. ]
jokes on them, i don't have a throat to slit.

* ( Sans shrugs, putting on the dumbest looking smile... With his eyes, due to his inability to move his mouth. )

but that's so real of them though, i'd slit my own throat too for that.
September 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
water on the hill.
September 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
jokes on them, i don't have a throat to slit.

* ( Sans shrugs, putting on the dumbest looking smile... With his eyes, due to his inability to move his mouth. )

but that's so real of them though, i'd slit my own throat too for that.
[ standing in the middle of the room with a glass of ice water. taking a giant sip. staring at the reader dead in the eyes. ]

. . . make no mistake: your Kris . . . would slit your throat . . . for a chance to eat some poop . . .

[ then collapse. what. ]
September 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
ah, i see. very cool.
...a 4th thing, apparently-
bisexual?
September 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
bisexual?
Not gay, not straight, but a secret 3rd thing.
September 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Reposted by sans
@home-musicbox.bsky.social

【Paps takes a sip of the LazyTea with his pinky raised.】

* HMM, I DID SAY I HAD TO BE HONEST...

* WELL, YOU'RE MY BRO! AND I LOVE YOU! EVEN THOUGH THE PEOPLE ON TUMBLAR PREFER YOU OVER ME MOST OF THE TIME, I WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD FOR SUCH A BROTHER!

【Healed MAX HP!】
September 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
so cool.
so cool.
September 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
so cool.
September 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
thanks paps.
* SAAAAAAAANS! YOU ARE TOTALLY RIGHT!

* DESPITE YOUR OBVIOUS, LAZY AND UNNECESSARY FLAWS, YOU ARE ALSO A GREAT BRO! WELL, SOMETIMES, THAT IS...
the coolest dude, paps.
September 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
the coolest dude, paps.
* IT'S ME! DESPITE EVEYRTHING, IT'S STILL A COOL DUDE!
September 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
sup.
hellooo, beauties and gentlebeauties .ᐟ ✨️
September 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
this is true. you get a pass, bro.
* BECAUSE I AM, AS THE NEW FOLK WOULD CALL IT, THE GOAT.
why do you get to say it? i don't.
September 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM