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* look. i gave up trying to go back a long time ago.
[ Funny Boneman!
Sans Undertale/Deltarune RP Account!
Lewd dni ]
[ Funny Boneman!
Sans Undertale/Deltarune RP Account!
Lewd dni ]
* that one's one of my favorites.
November 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
* that one's one of my favorites.
* heh, dishes a very bad joke.
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
* heh, dishes a very bad joke.
* [ He's grinning with equal whimsy. ]
* dishes.
* dishes.
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
* [ He's grinning with equal whimsy. ]
* dishes.
* dishes.
* hmm... alright, i got one.
* knock knock?
* knock knock?
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
* hmm... alright, i got one.
* knock knock?
* knock knock?
* eh, human skeletons are weird. decomposing or whatever it's called.
* [ Sans shrugs, winking once more. ]
* i try to be. comedian at heart... well, metaphorical heart.
* [ Sans shrugs, winking once more. ]
* i try to be. comedian at heart... well, metaphorical heart.
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
* eh, human skeletons are weird. decomposing or whatever it's called.
* [ Sans shrugs, winking once more. ]
* i try to be. comedian at heart... well, metaphorical heart.
* [ Sans shrugs, winking once more. ]
* i try to be. comedian at heart... well, metaphorical heart.
* yeah, most of them are...
* dead to the bone.
* [ He puns, badly, winking with his lack of eyelid. ]
* dead to the bone.
* [ He puns, badly, winking with his lack of eyelid. ]
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
* yeah, most of them are...
* dead to the bone.
* [ He puns, badly, winking with his lack of eyelid. ]
* dead to the bone.
* [ He puns, badly, winking with his lack of eyelid. ]
* [ A loud fart sound emits from the hand, the skeleton's grin seemingly widening. ]
* ..heh, old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. works every time.
* ..heh, old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. works every time.
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
* [ A loud fart sound emits from the hand, the skeleton's grin seemingly widening. ]
* ..heh, old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. works every time.
* ..heh, old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. works every time.
* yep. name's sans, sans the skeleton.
* [ The skele-bro reaches out his gloved hand to shake. You already know what's in it. ]
* [ The skele-bro reaches out his gloved hand to shake. You already know what's in it. ]
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
* yep. name's sans, sans the skeleton.
* [ The skele-bro reaches out his gloved hand to shake. You already know what's in it. ]
* [ The skele-bro reaches out his gloved hand to shake. You already know what's in it. ]
* sup.
* [ He's just standing there, hands in pockets, staring up at them. ]
* [ He's just standing there, hands in pockets, staring up at them. ]
November 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
* sup.
* [ He's just standing there, hands in pockets, staring up at them. ]
* [ He's just standing there, hands in pockets, staring up at them. ]
* huh.
* man, loneliness seems to be a common issue.
* man, loneliness seems to be a common issue.
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
* huh.
* man, loneliness seems to be a common issue.
* man, loneliness seems to be a common issue.
* and who may that be?
November 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
* and who may that be?
* damn. sounds like a "mecha" pain in the ass.
* [ The skeleton puns, winking as he does so. ]
* [ The skeleton puns, winking as he does so. ]
November 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
* damn. sounds like a "mecha" pain in the ass.
* [ The skeleton puns, winking as he does so. ]
* [ The skeleton puns, winking as he does so. ]
* you want some help with that? i remove my arms all the time.
November 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
* you want some help with that? i remove my arms all the time.
y'know. maybe the real sans was the friends we made along the way.
* [ Sans the prequel sighed lightheartedly, shrugging. ]
* [ Sans the prequel sighed lightheartedly, shrugging. ]
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
y'know. maybe the real sans was the friends we made along the way.
* [ Sans the prequel sighed lightheartedly, shrugging. ]
* [ Sans the prequel sighed lightheartedly, shrugging. ]
impersonation? i've been sans since i was born.
maybe /you're/ the impersonater.
* [ The skele-bro pointed an accusatory glove at the other, which he was clearly not serious about. ]
maybe /you're/ the impersonater.
* [ The skele-bro pointed an accusatory glove at the other, which he was clearly not serious about. ]
November 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
impersonation? i've been sans since i was born.
maybe /you're/ the impersonater.
* [ The skele-bro pointed an accusatory glove at the other, which he was clearly not serious about. ]
maybe /you're/ the impersonater.
* [ The skele-bro pointed an accusatory glove at the other, which he was clearly not serious about. ]
crimes? nah, i'm "sans" of those.
* [ He gives a wink, pun very intended. ]
never committed one in my life, unless being a comedian is a crime.
* [ He gives a wink, pun very intended. ]
never committed one in my life, unless being a comedian is a crime.
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
crimes? nah, i'm "sans" of those.
* [ He gives a wink, pun very intended. ]
never committed one in my life, unless being a comedian is a crime.
* [ He gives a wink, pun very intended. ]
never committed one in my life, unless being a comedian is a crime.
hey, at least i'm not mugging anyone. didn't even bring coffee this time.
* [ Sans puts his hands up, though not at all threatened in his actions, still grinning non-existent ear to non-existent ear. ]
* [ Sans puts his hands up, though not at all threatened in his actions, still grinning non-existent ear to non-existent ear. ]
November 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
hey, at least i'm not mugging anyone. didn't even bring coffee this time.
* [ Sans puts his hands up, though not at all threatened in his actions, still grinning non-existent ear to non-existent ear. ]
* [ Sans puts his hands up, though not at all threatened in his actions, still grinning non-existent ear to non-existent ear. ]
that's a lot of candy there. would be a shame if /something/ happened to it.
* [ The skeleton, with the goofiest grin, stuck a sticker with the word something onto the bag of candy. ]
* [ The skeleton, with the goofiest grin, stuck a sticker with the word something onto the bag of candy. ]
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
that's a lot of candy there. would be a shame if /something/ happened to it.
* [ The skeleton, with the goofiest grin, stuck a sticker with the word something onto the bag of candy. ]
* [ The skeleton, with the goofiest grin, stuck a sticker with the word something onto the bag of candy. ]
maybe i should talk to people more.
November 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
maybe i should talk to people more.