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Sabermane
@homelessrobot.bsky.social
Gen X Potato, He/Him
Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband
Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)
But there's six other movies about blue cats that no one remembers but make billions!!
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I only eat unprocessed food! Like this three inch long ear of corn with six bitter hard to digest kernals!!
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
In Japan?? I am not expecting or prepared for bear attack in Japan.
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Brian: why are you saying it with an h?
Stewie: I'm not I'm just saying Hwang Chung.
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Congratulawaaaitaminute
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
CONSTANTLY.
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Right there with ya. I...need a keyboard to really dive into this though.
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
COAT BATH
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
we're starting with admirals???
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Like, yes, I need to take care of my teeth, but I'm always like "could it be the sharp metal pokey things? could they also be a culprit??"
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
They're trying!
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Look are you gonna trust those "scientists " with thier "books" and "verified facts" or me, guy on the internet???
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Yeah it's a vampire.
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sucks, but good job being able to notice that it's a good skill to have.
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"Gamera is really neat! He is filled with turtle meat!" Kicked out important history facts in my brain.
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
We do, but we also get it's too much work becoming immortal.
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Look Gerald likes what Gerald likes. Good for Gerald.
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This image, by itself, is funny. And it also sets up the inevitable punchline
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If you use your phone while you do, yes.
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
*eyes narrow, jots notes in journal like Batman*
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I dunno we had Reagan
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM