Hooboy
@hooboy.bsky.social
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18+ Only | Man of many species | Commissions ALWAYS OPEN, just @ me or DM me! Seriously 18+ Only | 30 https://www.furaffinity.net/user/hooboy/
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hooboy.bsky.social
Did you know you can see my stuff a MONTH before ANYONE ELSE? And you can see WIPs? And you can dig into my PROJECT FILES? And you candecide on FUTURE HOOBOY species? And you can get a cute li'l SPRITE?

It requires but a pittance per month...

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creating diagrams of pancakes
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butini.bsky.social
WARNING: This is a "vore" one. 🐻💦

My my, look at this new suit. Maravill𝗢𝗦𝗢~

This is a fun draw i made for @hooboy.bsky.social
hooboy.bsky.social
I have no idea how I'll ever repay the kindness you all have shown me over the years. I feel like I receive so many gifts, both literal and figurative, and give so few in return. The least I can do is to make sure your effort doesn't go to waste.
hooboy.bsky.social
My life is nothing like what I hoped it'd be twelve years ago, but I think I much prefer this over what I had envisioned.
hooboy.bsky.social
You've all helped me realize that what I used to consider my most shameful secret can be a way to hone my skills, a medium to meet some of the best people I've ever known, and a source of personal and interpersonal growth.
hooboy.bsky.social
I turn 30 today. I don't have anything special planned, but I wanted to thank everyone who's stuck with me over the years, and those who haven't.
hooboy.bsky.social
Jay was never the same after the mallet incident. Fortunately, Aster's two favorite things to step on came out alright!

Commission for @asterbun.bsky.social
An anthropomorphic rabbit stands on top of a disk-pancaked blue jay as he stretches the bird's dick by pulling on it with his toes.
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hooboy.bsky.social
Hey, maybe video games DO cause violence...

Commission for @hollowsoulisland.bsky.social
A demi-deer and a rabbit are running side by side through the park almost completely nude, both sporting massive vore bellies, moobs, and hyper butts, with the rabbit's gut being slightly larger than the deer's.  They're both wearing VR gloves and headsets, seemingly unaware of their surroundings.  Confirming this is their dialogue:

The deer says, "Dude, this game is like, SO realistic!  I can really feel myself getting weighed down with each meal!"

To which the rabbit replies, "Most 'realistic' part is I'm kickin' your ass, Buckyball!"

To which the deer retorts, "Yeah?!  You're lucky eatin' other players doesn't give points, Vernest..."
hooboy.bsky.social
Hey, maybe video games DO cause violence...

Commission for @hollowsoulisland.bsky.social
A demi-deer and a rabbit are running side by side through the park almost completely nude, both sporting massive vore bellies, moobs, and hyper butts, with the rabbit's gut being slightly larger than the deer's.  They're both wearing VR gloves and headsets, seemingly unaware of their surroundings.  Confirming this is their dialogue:

The deer says, "Dude, this game is like, SO realistic!  I can really feel myself getting weighed down with each meal!"

To which the rabbit replies, "Most 'realistic' part is I'm kickin' your ass, Buckyball!"

To which the deer retorts, "Yeah?!  You're lucky eatin' other players doesn't give points, Vernest..."
hooboy.bsky.social
Gunther is cold as ice on the inside! Can you blame Hooligan for squirming? Oh, and there's also the "being eaten" thing, if you'll recall.

My half of an art trade with a friend!
A flattened imp kneeling and holding his massively bulged belly that loosely shows the impressions of massive hands, feet, and an angry face.  As he licks his lips, he teases, "Enjoying the ice bath, champ?" as his prey mutters back inaudibly.
hooboy.bsky.social
"Making me pancakes" refers to his staff turning into a big ass mallet and him smashing me with it
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I'll give you something to cry about, twerp
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hooboy.bsky.social
Mewbert probably should have braced himself for how much pressure he was gonna feel on his paws. Now he's stuck in that stupid half-smiling half-shocked expression! Well, at least he's still got a face, rather than the other guy, who's gotta make do with, like... a multicolored blob?
A supposed screenshot from You Might Be Surprised, an edutainment show featuring Mewbert.  Mewbert and his assistant Repsej are being flattened under glass panes by three different levels of pressure, labeled Wringer, Steamroller, and Hydraulic Press.  The Wringer section has Mewbert's head and the assistant's paws flattened without any noticeable spreading; the Steamroller section has both subjects' torsos spreading out significantly from the pressure; and the Hydraulic Press section has Mewbert's paws and the assistant's head spreading out wide like warm clay, the details of their bodies turning into blobs of color.

Mewbert's face displays a mixed expression, as if he was trying to smile, was shocked by the experience of being flattened, but was mostly stuck in the smile by the glass pane holding his face in place.  Repsej's expression looks annoyed, but slightly silly, and he's wearing a cheap-looking T-shirt with a "YMBS!" logo on it.
hooboy.bsky.social
That progress is not gone, it has merely returned to the topsoil of your mind. It will fruit again.
hooboy.bsky.social
It's called having range
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batboyo.bsky.social
Imp vs imp feat. @hooboy Hooligan
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And what's more, it always looks like it's been freshly ironed!
hooboy.bsky.social
Another episode of You Might Be Surprised!, this time with a fan! Or... maybe a techie they slapped a shirt on... oh, you can buy one now if you call 1-800--

Commission for @repsej11926.bsky.social
hooboy.bsky.social
Mewbert probably should have braced himself for how much pressure he was gonna feel on his paws. Now he's stuck in that stupid half-smiling half-shocked expression! Well, at least he's still got a face, rather than the other guy, who's gotta make do with, like... a multicolored blob?
A supposed screenshot from You Might Be Surprised, an edutainment show featuring Mewbert.  Mewbert and his assistant Repsej are being flattened under glass panes by three different levels of pressure, labeled Wringer, Steamroller, and Hydraulic Press.  The Wringer section has Mewbert's head and the assistant's paws flattened without any noticeable spreading; the Steamroller section has both subjects' torsos spreading out significantly from the pressure; and the Hydraulic Press section has Mewbert's paws and the assistant's head spreading out wide like warm clay, the details of their bodies turning into blobs of color.

Mewbert's face displays a mixed expression, as if he was trying to smile, was shocked by the experience of being flattened, but was mostly stuck in the smile by the glass pane holding his face in place.  Repsej's expression looks annoyed, but slightly silly, and he's wearing a cheap-looking T-shirt with a "YMBS!" logo on it.
hooboy.bsky.social
Fata Morgana enjoying a retirement on Harbor Island

Commission for @sphinxbuster.bsky.social
An anthropomorphic dragon with angular black horns, a flat rudderlike tail, large tusks, and wearing what can only be described as fatherly morningwear.
hooboy.bsky.social
Cherry Cola? More like Cream Soda am I right?

A commission for Aero Osprey by FuchsiaFatal!
A demi-toon osprey with a large bulge and a larger rounded belly, wearing whimsical steampunk-ish scientist clothes and sipping on a cherry cola while looking at the camera, as if posing for a commercial.
hooboy.bsky.social
"Let's clean up these unused apps!"
[auto selects the only three apps I regularly use]
"Let's keep you up to date with new apps!"
[auto selects a bunch of games I've never heard of]