hornetsboy.bsky.social
@hornetsboy.bsky.social
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if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Caught today’s @arsenalfc.bsky.social match with Spike Lee in Fort Greene (not a sentence I ever thought I'd get to write).
September 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The great eagle Gwaihir reaches Orthanc in the moonlight to deliver news—of wolves, Orcs, and Gollum’s escape—but finds treachery: Gandalf stranded on the pinnacle, a prisoner. He carries the wizard away.

‘I will bear you to Edoras, where the Lord of Rohan sits in his halls.’
September 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
July 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC
July 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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The Case for Always Getting The Thing At The Restaurant You Like And Know Is Good, my two hour lecture at the Being Old Is Great Actually conference
June 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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FC Barcelona: Blacksteniused.
May 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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shes incredibly onside. Couldnt be more onside. Most onside I've ever seen.
May 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Yes I will make a new badge to commemorate this
May 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Saying this again: We are not adequately considering the effects on SMBs. Retailers but esp. manufacturers. 98.7% of domestic manufacturers have <50 employees. Those margins will not hold up and there will be exits. ~50% of manu employment is from SMBs. Easily could be catastrophic for labor mkt
Apollo’s Torsten Slok: Imports from China are not only t-shirts, shoes, and TV monitors purchased by US consumers. Almost 40% of imports from China are intermediate goods used in US production.
April 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I love William Saliba celebrations
April 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Art by • Mike Ploog | Cards from War of the Ring - 1977
March 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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if there are any newspaper editors reading this, think of it like, the Saturday Night Massacre was considered the "Harvard administrator cited sources improperly in their college thesis" of the 1970s in terms of how big a scandal it was.
Anyway here's how it played in the press last time anything went this far, just for reference
February 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Big day for the whole club. I’m obviously incredibly biased but Arsenal take all the heat for not being top of both leagues while other clubs of large means don’t get the same heat.
February 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Easy. Next.
February 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Calafiori wins it for Arsenal
January 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
January 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM