HPAlpha
@hpalpha.bsky.social
millennial greymuzzle, former niche internet microcelebrity, professional 3D modeller, home owner, eligible bachelor, nudist, textbook basket case
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Music peaked in the 1970s
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Music peaked in the 1970s
the scooter skunks from Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
the scooter skunks from Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts
I will not buy the skin
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I will not buy the skin
treacherous ass got that impending avalanche cornice
November 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
treacherous ass got that impending avalanche cornice
>lays down for a quick nap
>sleeps for 4 hours
>sleeps for 4 hours
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
>lays down for a quick nap
>sleeps for 4 hours
>sleeps for 4 hours
We should bring back killdozer, but mount one of these giant industrial shredders on the front
October 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We should bring back killdozer, but mount one of these giant industrial shredders on the front
NNNNGGGGGEEUUUUURRRGHH I'M SO HUNGRY
October 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
NNNNGGGGGEEUUUUURRRGHH I'M SO HUNGRY
I would not be able to control myself
October 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I would not be able to control myself
it smells like school
October 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
it smells like school
is there any recurring Simpsons character as underutilized as Leopold?
October 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
is there any recurring Simpsons character as underutilized as Leopold?