HPAlpha
@hpalpha.bsky.social
millennial greymuzzle, former niche internet microcelebrity, professional 3D modeller, home owner, eligible bachelor, nudist, textbook basket case
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now you can send nudes
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
now you can send nudes
I hope mem gets fat >:3
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I hope mem gets fat >:3
You have failed. Go away
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You have failed. Go away
why do they hate this game so much?
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
why do they hate this game so much?
I don't know why everyone is allergic to giving specific dates
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I don't know why everyone is allergic to giving specific dates
mod it to make the tamagotchi into your fursona
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
mod it to make the tamagotchi into your fursona
Music peaked in the 1970s
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Music peaked in the 1970s
They should bring back the Shadow the Hedgehog system where the next level you go to depends on which path you take through the current level
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
They should bring back the Shadow the Hedgehog system where the next level you go to depends on which path you take through the current level
he forgot to pretend to be human for awhile there
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
he forgot to pretend to be human for awhile there
In the future, every pokemon will have perfect stats by default
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
In the future, every pokemon will have perfect stats by default
the PNGs of embroidered patches is extremely tacky
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the PNGs of embroidered patches is extremely tacky
it looks like you're making a toboggan
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
it looks like you're making a toboggan
the scooter skunks from Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
the scooter skunks from Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts
Jesus Christ Superstar is peak
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Jesus Christ Superstar is peak