Hilary Parker
@hspter.bsky.social
Data Science advising / consulting. Formerly startup CTO, Data Science Biden 2020, Stitch Fix, Etsy. PhD JHU Biostar. Co-host Not So Standard Deviations podcast. 🥳😴🧘🐈⬛
You guys how is this their launch email? HOW?????
When you click through it's a cute little video showing the feature actually working (and with sundresses)... Why was that not in the email???
I feel like I'm losing my mind????
When you click through it's a cute little video showing the feature actually working (and with sundresses)... Why was that not in the email???
I feel like I'm losing my mind????
July 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
You guys how is this their launch email? HOW?????
When you click through it's a cute little video showing the feature actually working (and with sundresses)... Why was that not in the email???
I feel like I'm losing my mind????
When you click through it's a cute little video showing the feature actually working (and with sundresses)... Why was that not in the email???
I feel like I'm losing my mind????
My cold dead heart might be getting a slight adrenaline injection over this one... Trying to keep my expectations low, but this seems pretty bad for him 😈
July 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My cold dead heart might be getting a slight adrenaline injection over this one... Trying to keep my expectations low, but this seems pretty bad for him 😈
I wonder what Shopify is up to 🤔
July 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I wonder what Shopify is up to 🤔
16 years of providing a warm lap to this fluffball 🥰🥰🥰
June 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
16 years of providing a warm lap to this fluffball 🥰🥰🥰
Is it just for laughs? Not sure which one came first
February 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Is it just for laughs? Not sure which one came first
1000%. Look at Shivon's tweets for confirmation of it. In this one she literally is calling Elon America's "greatest technological asset" (bonus that St. Clair replies). He's surrounded by people who +1 his savior complex.
February 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
1000%. Look at Shivon's tweets for confirmation of it. In this one she literally is calling Elon America's "greatest technological asset" (bonus that St. Clair replies). He's surrounded by people who +1 his savior complex.
Didn't realize the degree of boot-licking performed regularly by the Twitter CEO 🤢
There's a story to be written about the women around Elon... Jim Jones's enabling harem did the heavy lifting to keep Jonestown running, including mixing up the Flavor Aid and training everyone to take a drink.
There's a story to be written about the women around Elon... Jim Jones's enabling harem did the heavy lifting to keep Jonestown running, including mixing up the Flavor Aid and training everyone to take a drink.
February 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Didn't realize the degree of boot-licking performed regularly by the Twitter CEO 🤢
There's a story to be written about the women around Elon... Jim Jones's enabling harem did the heavy lifting to keep Jonestown running, including mixing up the Flavor Aid and training everyone to take a drink.
There's a story to be written about the women around Elon... Jim Jones's enabling harem did the heavy lifting to keep Jonestown running, including mixing up the Flavor Aid and training everyone to take a drink.
from a tech perspective, this was incredibly shoddy work. Look at in on desktop -- just a bunch of broken image icons. It makes me wonder what type of pressure campaign is happening behind the scenes here.
January 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
from a tech perspective, this was incredibly shoddy work. Look at in on desktop -- just a bunch of broken image icons. It makes me wonder what type of pressure campaign is happening behind the scenes here.
Looks even dumber and more hap-hazard on desktop. Like who is putting the boot on the neck for this shoddy, two-bit dictator work?
January 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Looks even dumber and more hap-hazard on desktop. Like who is putting the boot on the neck for this shoddy, two-bit dictator work?
I'm gonna root for the 6'5" guy with like 100lbs over Rocky, sorry.
Even when he's "losing" it's impossible for him to act like he's actually being beaten
Even when he's "losing" it's impossible for him to act like he's actually being beaten
February 5, 2024 at 8:02 AM
I'm gonna root for the 6'5" guy with like 100lbs over Rocky, sorry.
Even when he's "losing" it's impossible for him to act like he's actually being beaten
Even when he's "losing" it's impossible for him to act like he's actually being beaten
❤️❤️❤️ Kima is happy too
October 12, 2023 at 11:56 PM
❤️❤️❤️ Kima is happy too
Me and @peteskomoroch.bsky.social's daughter 🥰 she made us cotton candy
May 20, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Me and @peteskomoroch.bsky.social's daughter 🥰 she made us cotton candy
The nice thing about owning an escooter in SF is that you're never the weirdest guy on the road
May 19, 2023 at 4:01 PM
The nice thing about owning an escooter in SF is that you're never the weirdest guy on the road
Me and @peteskomoroch.bsky.social taking pictures of each other 😆
May 17, 2023 at 5:34 AM
Me and @peteskomoroch.bsky.social taking pictures of each other 😆
Gotta love the low variance weather here in SF 😂
May 16, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Gotta love the low variance weather here in SF 😂
