Dan the Architect 🎧
@hstarshot.bsky.social
Fluent in sarcasm and writing my own shitposts. A very serious source of news. Huge fan of boneless potato skins and making music sometimes.
Not here for politics. 🙃
Not here for politics. 🙃
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Follow back people that make you laugh and mute the ones that demand your outrage.
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me explaining moby dick even though i only know the first sentence: ishmael is just his nickname his real name is moby dick
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
me explaining moby dick even though i only know the first sentence: ishmael is just his nickname his real name is moby dick
Ate ice cream before bed and waking up at 3am after peeping a new dimension in my dreams
December 3, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Ate ice cream before bed and waking up at 3am after peeping a new dimension in my dreams
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my five year old son is very adamant about taking cold showers because he says it “helps me take the edge off” and i’m like wth, are you an ad executive or something? what’s got your nerves in a knot?
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
my five year old son is very adamant about taking cold showers because he says it “helps me take the edge off” and i’m like wth, are you an ad executive or something? what’s got your nerves in a knot?
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here,take this can
we’ll be in touch
we’ll be in touch
September 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
here,take this can
we’ll be in touch
we’ll be in touch
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Never go to bed angry.
Stay up all night getting angrier and angrier.
Stay up all night getting angrier and angrier.
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Never go to bed angry.
Stay up all night getting angrier and angrier.
Stay up all night getting angrier and angrier.
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hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
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I, Sir, am not your funk soul brotha, and I will check it out when and if I'm damn good and ready, tyvm.
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I, Sir, am not your funk soul brotha, and I will check it out when and if I'm damn good and ready, tyvm.
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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i was reviewing your code and sent you a push request with the hope that we can do a squash and merge
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 AM
i was reviewing your code and sent you a push request with the hope that we can do a squash and merge
Want me to do guest vocals on your song? Sure why not. I’ve never done it before but maybe I’m a hidden gem.
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Want me to do guest vocals on your song? Sure why not. I’ve never done it before but maybe I’m a hidden gem.
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You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
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Oh, you thought witch trials were only in our past? Boy, do I have news for you!
October 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oh, you thought witch trials were only in our past? Boy, do I have news for you!
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Alicia Sylvesterstallone
October 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Alicia Sylvesterstallone
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Good morning warriors!!!
October 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Good morning warriors!!!
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Vampire: Master of Darkness (GG / SIMS / 1992)
October 15, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Vampire: Master of Darkness (GG / SIMS / 1992)
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Me: *pays 140 dollars*
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
October 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Me: *pays 140 dollars*
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
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if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff
October 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff
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SOME GUY IN THE 50'S: i bet aliens fly around outer space inside of big shiny saucers
EVERYONE ELSE: agreed, lock it in
EVERYONE ELSE: agreed, lock it in
October 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
SOME GUY IN THE 50'S: i bet aliens fly around outer space inside of big shiny saucers
EVERYONE ELSE: agreed, lock it in
EVERYONE ELSE: agreed, lock it in
Back in the day, I got a record store to break street date on a new Metallica album so I could listen to it that night.
Unfortunately though that album was St. Anger.
Unfortunately though that album was St. Anger.
October 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Back in the day, I got a record store to break street date on a new Metallica album so I could listen to it that night.
Unfortunately though that album was St. Anger.
Unfortunately though that album was St. Anger.
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Contrary to myth, it's not bacteria that makes Komodo Dragons' mouths so dangerous. It's their biting sarcasm.
October 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Contrary to myth, it's not bacteria that makes Komodo Dragons' mouths so dangerous. It's their biting sarcasm.
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Taurus: Give yourself a little credit. Not everyone could screw up so badly in such a variety of ways.
October 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Taurus: Give yourself a little credit. Not everyone could screw up so badly in such a variety of ways.
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every Big Online Discourse™ reads like a transcript of people yelling at each other simultaneously catching every 3-4 words the other person is saying and assuming they understood it right
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
every Big Online Discourse™ reads like a transcript of people yelling at each other simultaneously catching every 3-4 words the other person is saying and assuming they understood it right