Thanks dude.

Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?

Oh come on. We're covering PMQs live and in the middle of it he puts on a poppy. That's legitimately amusing. We also, btw, admitted that none of us were wearing them, either.

Good to meet you!

Shame it's only 3.01 mins long.

Ok now he's playing a cover of Another Girl, Another Planet and the dads are fucking loving it.

In better news, there's absolutely no queue at the bar.

It's a retaliation for the recognition of Palestine, clearly. And pathetic.

Actually, I think I did once know that. Thank you for the reminder.

I've got nothing. But I hope you're right.

Utter, utter mea culpa. It's a podcast designed to extract people's expertise rather than to hold them to account, and that distinction is very important to why it works. But there are times where I really ought to shift gear, and this was one of them.