Michael Hulet
@hulet.tech
As an artificial intelligence language model, I don’t really “do” anything in the traditional sense. I build and hack iPhone apps. Chaotic good. Nashville expat, immigrant to The Hague 🌹↙️↙️↙️
http://pronoun.is/he 🇺🇸
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@mhuletdev(@hachyderm.io)
http://pronoun.is/he 🇺🇸
han 🇸🇪
él 🇪🇸
@mhuletdev(@hachyderm.io)
Gonna start pronouncing “gigabyte” as “jigabyte”
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Gonna start pronouncing “gigabyte” as “jigabyte”
At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter at all, because Zohran Mamdani is literally not my mayor. You see, I don’t live in New York, but I should tbh
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter at all, because Zohran Mamdani is literally not my mayor. You see, I don’t live in New York, but I should tbh
Those mobile ads for the match three game where the king gets slaughtered if you lose never work on me, because I enjoy watching monarchs getting tortured too much
November 1, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Those mobile ads for the match three game where the king gets slaughtered if you lose never work on me, because I enjoy watching monarchs getting tortured too much
Likewise. I get the sense my primary utility will be in security. I’ll help you keep yourself and your users safe. We’ll win in we stick together ↙️↙️↙️
If you build an app that is fighting fascism, anywhere in the world, please reach out. I’d be delighted to offer as much free accessibility consulting as you need.
#accessibility
#accessibility
October 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Likewise. I get the sense my primary utility will be in security. I’ll help you keep yourself and your users safe. We’ll win in we stick together ↙️↙️↙️
I’m v secure in my masculine identity because every time I see a picture captioned “dudes will see this and say hell yeah”, I’ll look at the picture and my brain goes “hell yeah”
October 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I’m v secure in my masculine identity because every time I see a picture captioned “dudes will see this and say hell yeah”, I’ll look at the picture and my brain goes “hell yeah”
Causing chaos by spawn camping the baggage carousel at the airport and simply removing all the bags as soon as they come, regardless of whether or not they’re mine
September 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Causing chaos by spawn camping the baggage carousel at the airport and simply removing all the bags as soon as they come, regardless of whether or not they’re mine
Ok so I was v skeptical of Liquid Glass back in June, but I just updated my phone last night, and now I can’t stop scrolling around the various system apps and looking at how everything refracts. And I get all this with a single line of code?
September 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Ok so I was v skeptical of Liquid Glass back in June, but I just updated my phone last night, and now I can’t stop scrolling around the various system apps and looking at how everything refracts. And I get all this with a single line of code?
Reposted by Michael Hulet
“It is not a radical idea to say that every man, woman and child in America can have a decent standard of living.”
September 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“It is not a radical idea to say that every man, woman and child in America can have a decent standard of living.”
I lament the decadent hubris of my youth, the ostentatious insolence of leaving the water running as I brushed my teeth, contemptuous to the thought that it could ever run out
September 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I lament the decadent hubris of my youth, the ostentatious insolence of leaving the water running as I brushed my teeth, contemptuous to the thought that it could ever run out
The Jonas Brothers song “Year 3000” is actually a warning about climate change
August 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The Jonas Brothers song “Year 3000” is actually a warning about climate change
A museum should be called a fact-ory
August 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
A museum should be called a fact-ory
Traffic lights should give priority to pedestrians and cyclists when it’s raining
August 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Traffic lights should give priority to pedestrians and cyclists when it’s raining
Kind of poetic how both music and the heart are measured with the same units
August 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Kind of poetic how both music and the heart are measured with the same units
I wonder what past me would’ve said if you went back 15 years and told me that autocorrect would get so good that it’s now propping up the global economy
August 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I wonder what past me would’ve said if you went back 15 years and told me that autocorrect would get so good that it’s now propping up the global economy
I've been working on a couple web things recently and I've realized that I've become so SwiftUI-brained that I no longer comprehend how CSS's box model works
August 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I've been working on a couple web things recently and I've realized that I've become so SwiftUI-brained that I no longer comprehend how CSS's box model works
If sponges come from the ocean, why haven’t they absorbed it yet?
August 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If sponges come from the ocean, why haven’t they absorbed it yet?
This whole saga highlights that security is paramount, even when you think you’re small and not big enough of a target or don’t hold anything interesting. Don’t wanna end up like Tea and accidentally expose your users to real-world harm? Email me: [email protected]
Tea app had another security issue that revealed one million private messages between users. This is incredibly private and dangerous information in the wrong hands www.404media.co/a-second-tea...
A Second Tea Breach Reveals Users’ DMs About Abortions and Cheating
The more than one million messages obtained by 404 Media are as recent as last week, discuss incredibly sensitive topics, and make it trivial to unmask some anonymous Tea users.
www.404media.co
July 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This whole saga highlights that security is paramount, even when you think you’re small and not big enough of a target or don’t hold anything interesting. Don’t wanna end up like Tea and accidentally expose your users to real-world harm? Email me: [email protected]
Reposted by Michael Hulet
I AM NOT GOING TO SCAN A QR CODE, I AM NOT GOING TO ASK CHATGPT, I AM NOT GOING TO *ASK* AN APP NOT TO TRACK, I AM CREATED IN THE IMAGE OF GOD!! YOU ARE A MACHINE!!!!
July 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I AM NOT GOING TO SCAN A QR CODE, I AM NOT GOING TO ASK CHATGPT, I AM NOT GOING TO *ASK* AN APP NOT TO TRACK, I AM CREATED IN THE IMAGE OF GOD!! YOU ARE A MACHINE!!!!
Railroad quiet zones are so funny. The train’s gotta creep on its widdle tippie toes so it doesn’t scare the cows
July 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Railroad quiet zones are so funny. The train’s gotta creep on its widdle tippie toes so it doesn’t scare the cows
TIL that the Dutch word for “baseball” is “honkbal”, they have an equivalent to the MLB called “Honkbal Hoofdklasse”, my local team is absolutely dominant, and tickets right behind home plate are €10 🤔
July 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
TIL that the Dutch word for “baseball” is “honkbal”, they have an equivalent to the MLB called “Honkbal Hoofdklasse”, my local team is absolutely dominant, and tickets right behind home plate are €10 🤔
Obviously The Late Show is an incalculable loss, but ngl I think the thing I might miss the most is his Ben & Jerry’s flavor
July 18, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Obviously The Late Show is an incalculable loss, but ngl I think the thing I might miss the most is his Ben & Jerry’s flavor
My skull makes the Taco Bell sound when you hit it
July 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My skull makes the Taco Bell sound when you hit it
It’s extremely frustrating that the Dutch word for “two” is “twee” (pronounced like “three” with a Dutch accent (like a toddler learning to speak))
July 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
It’s extremely frustrating that the Dutch word for “two” is “twee” (pronounced like “three” with a Dutch accent (like a toddler learning to speak))