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Froge

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I used to be new around here. Been a long while since then but I still don't know what I'm doing. What I do know is that hating is very fun :neocat_evil: I'm […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://plasmatrap.com/@hummingbird, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Latte macchiato :blobcoffee: :ablobcat_longlong: @privateger.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 2h

we are SO back

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:neobot:

A screenshot of a text post describing the experience of operating multiple CCTV cameras.

The text reads:
My first time operating CCTV cameras I was handed control over what was essentially 50 independently moving eyes that collectively covered an area about the size of a football field and from that experience I now know that

1. Suddenly having 50 moving eyes can make you disoriented and barfy and the adjustment period sucks ass
2. It takes both more and less time than you'd think to figure out what the structure as a whole looks like and where those eyes ARE
3. After you get used to it the entirety of the structure itself and all of the eyes you can see from feels like an extension of your nervous system in a very bizarre way. Like I have dreams now from the perspective of A Building and I'm not sure how to describe that.
4. Once you are aware of an unreachable blind spot it nags at you constantly and you can feel it like a hard little lump under your skin you need to poke and scratch at and it's ardghgguychgghhbhhhbhhh

#suddenly full of an inexplicable longing to be a building with 50 eyes as if I'm missing my own body. OK

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 1d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 15h

@[email protected] You give me an open goal which would make me step on a landmine if I score on it, how dare you

Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 15h

@[email protected] Why would you do that to yourself

Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 15h

Fun fact: RPG planning documents can be formatted however you want

Text on a dark background details options for a game plan. Top line: "Regardless, they need to make a game plan for dealing with Oozkulkan". Options are: "OPTION 0: No we don't lol" with a sub-line "In this case, this is basically a yap session", "OPTION 1: Mesopelas", and "OPTION 2: Rynn's Valley".

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A close-up of two dog beer cans on a shelf next to dog treats. The pink can on the left has a black dog illustration, a paw print, and reads "GOOD GIRL DOG BEER Tail Chasin' Blonde." The yellow and orange striped can on the right reads "GOOD BOY DOG BEER Mailman Malt Licker" with a similar black dog illustration and paw print. Above, text reads, "holy shit .. im abt to get soooo twisted bro."

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Latte macchiato :blobcoffee: :ablobcat_longlong: @privateger.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 22h

all gifs of zoolander look like they are from different movies

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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 1d

It was only pointed out to me today that Catherine is very clearly autistic, and having an autistic person be yelled at while apologizing because she didn't think to tell someone something is... Ow :neocat_googly_woozy:

Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 1d

Simon being upset with Catherine in SOMA is still one of the most viscerally uncomfortable moments in gaming, it makes my skin crawl in such a horrid way

Like... Excellent on the writers and especially Catherine's VA, pokes my brain in the most painful way possible

Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 1d

@privateger We never did play Satisfactory 1.0, that could be fun :ablobcatbongo:

That or try one of those technical Minecraft modpacks, build a big factory together :blobcat3c:

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i dont wanna wait another month, get me the fitting Shimakaze cosplay **now** ‼️

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Latte macchiato :blobcoffee: :ablobcat_longlong: @privateger.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 1d

Ellen shark...

A black plush shark toy with a white belly, white jagged felt teeth, and a small pink tongue. The word "SHARK" is written in bold, white, graffiti-style letters on its side. It has a visible dorsal fin, pectoral fins, and a tail fin, and is lying on a white surface.

A black plush shark toy with a white belly, lying on white fabric. "SHARK" is written in graffiti-style white letters on its side, along with a yellow patch of a shark head, a red patch of fish bones, and embroidered X's on its tail.

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Latte macchiato :blobcoffee: :ablobcat_longlong: @privateger.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 1d

A meme with the text, "THIS IS GOOGLE + BITCH!!!" Above an image of a man with a smug look holding up a phone. On the phone screen is a picture of comedian Kevin Hart laughing hysterically at a poker table.

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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 2d

@privateger Shoulda never gone to the Slaanesh function man, took one hit off the free za and now I wanna kiss my homies on the mouth

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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 3d

I think Chainsaw Man volumes 9-11 are a masterclass in writing tragedy without being melodramatic

Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 3d

Text on a black background, with a Minecraft crafting recipe below. The text reads: "dream: minecraft pork update? i was playing with a friend and we made a "block of pork" which was just a crafting grid full of pork. it was supposed to summon "the pork licker" (???) but it crashed our game three times and then permanently deleted my account. my only reaction to this was saying "those who pork" and then my leg cramped and i woke up". The crafting recipe shows nine raw pork chops in the 3x3 crafting grid, with an arrow pointing to a pink log-like block as the result. The word "Crafting" is above the recipe.

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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 3d

What the hell is a :neocat_flag_finsexual:

Does fin stand for shark fins or finance

Is this the flag of being married to the game

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Latte macchiato :blobcoffee: :ablobcat_longlong: @privateger.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 3d

:sprigatito:

A tweet from Puppy Milkshake @puppykush666 reads, "bro wtf,,, dude u said this was sour diesel,,, uhhh bro,, why TF are my hands turnin into little puppy dog paws!!! fucking idiot!!! this is puppy kush dude!!! FUCK BRO WTF".

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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 3d

Turns out all you needed to do was give Wonder Woman some pants and her design is actually pretty cool

Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 3d

@privateger Give it a few years and we'll be actively nostalgic for this, getting throwback memes

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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 4d

"The Cerulean Sea is such a cool name, I wonder what Cerulean means."

Blue.

It means Blue.

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:cat_is_blob_and_gay:

Twitter post by @chasedownleads from "Chase Passive Income": "My son just told me he's gay. I burst into tears. But not for the reason you think. You see, I understand that statistically, men earn about 20% more than women. Marrying a man instead of a woman is simply a wise long-term financial decision. So proud of my son ❤️"

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A surreal meme featuring a fluffy, long-haired silver cat with its tongue sticking out against a vibrant, multi-colored gradient background. A glowing purple silhouette of the cat appears behind it. The text reads: "this cat is omniscient. He knows the only TRUE Grand Unified Theory AND HE KNOWS THAT I WANT TO KNOW IT TOO but He cannot tell me it with words so instead He [the word 'Meows' is depicted as a chaotic jumble of symbols and emoticons] meaningfully."

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