JP
@hyper-james.com
A slightly nerdy and super tall software geek who plays Mario Kart and drinks spiced rum and coke. 🏳️🌈
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Catch you tomorrow you work-aholics 😎
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Catch you tomorrow you work-aholics 😎
I wish I could speak a different language as well as I write with programming languages. I can safely say that I am ‘mostly fluent’ in at least 5 maybe 6 computer languages (ie: don’t need to lookup syntax / can adequately structure code etc).
And yet I only speak English and pigeon French
And yet I only speak English and pigeon French
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I wish I could speak a different language as well as I write with programming languages. I can safely say that I am ‘mostly fluent’ in at least 5 maybe 6 computer languages (ie: don’t need to lookup syntax / can adequately structure code etc).
And yet I only speak English and pigeon French
And yet I only speak English and pigeon French
Been called into the office mid-day during my WFH day; this sort of craziness should be outlawed. Better get set and go…
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Been called into the office mid-day during my WFH day; this sort of craziness should be outlawed. Better get set and go…
Thursday is Sun-shining ☀️
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Thursday is Sun-shining ☀️
I’m the kind of guy who goes to the gym; burns a tonne of calories; and then heads home to eat this chocolatey millionaire shortbread delight. 🤪
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m the kind of guy who goes to the gym; burns a tonne of calories; and then heads home to eat this chocolatey millionaire shortbread delight. 🤪
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie – Official Trailer
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I think it’s time to leave work before I turn into a werewolf 🐾
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I think it’s time to leave work before I turn into a werewolf 🐾
Apple’s most cruel & manipulative products is the Apple Watch Stand Goal. It applies multi levels torturous black mail: “you need to stand up” whilst ignoring the 15 minute stroll I just completed. Hell, even if you exercise it still doesn’t count it as a stand minute and expects more from you. 🫠
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Apple’s most cruel & manipulative products is the Apple Watch Stand Goal. It applies multi levels torturous black mail: “you need to stand up” whilst ignoring the 15 minute stroll I just completed. Hell, even if you exercise it still doesn’t count it as a stand minute and expects more from you. 🫠
Smashed it and didn’t even try that hard… 🏃🏼
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Smashed it and didn’t even try that hard… 🏃🏼
It was so busy in the gym that a selfie wasn’t possible (it would have been a group photo). Gains are going along well. Focused on upper body today - but due to it being so busy ended up with 25mins of cardio before hitting the showers.
What’s that saying,… Summer bodies are made in Winter. 🏋🏼♂️
What’s that saying,… Summer bodies are made in Winter. 🏋🏼♂️
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It was so busy in the gym that a selfie wasn’t possible (it would have been a group photo). Gains are going along well. Focused on upper body today - but due to it being so busy ended up with 25mins of cardio before hitting the showers.
What’s that saying,… Summer bodies are made in Winter. 🏋🏼♂️
What’s that saying,… Summer bodies are made in Winter. 🏋🏼♂️
It should be against the rules to work when the sun has set. So because it’s getting dark outside I’m leaving work… 👋
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It should be against the rules to work when the sun has set. So because it’s getting dark outside I’m leaving work… 👋
Anyone else think it should be Friday already?
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Anyone else think it should be Friday already?
So I built the Lego GameBoy and this is the neatest, sturdiest and possibility the most realistic Lego build I’ve do so far 😍 it’s incredible. Even the screen is hard to see - just like the original 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
So I built the Lego GameBoy and this is the neatest, sturdiest and possibility the most realistic Lego build I’ve do so far 😍 it’s incredible. Even the screen is hard to see - just like the original 🤣
Tree #1 is up with lights…
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Tree #1 is up with lights…
It’s Christmas tree time… 🌲
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s Christmas tree time… 🌲
Monday feels hard today (and not in a good way) 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Monday feels hard today (and not in a good way) 🫠
Watching series 2 episode 1 of Severance and OMG I can’t make sense of any of it. I feel like I need to rewatch the entire first season again. The catch up was next to useless. 🫠
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Watching series 2 episode 1 of Severance and OMG I can’t make sense of any of it. I feel like I need to rewatch the entire first season again. The catch up was next to useless. 🫠
Off to the gym to burn away some of the extra indulgence from yesterday 🏋🏼♂️🏃🏼
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Off to the gym to burn away some of the extra indulgence from yesterday 🏋🏼♂️🏃🏼
I was a lucky boy and got new Lego for my Birthday 🎁🥹
(Cameo appearance of me in the background reflection) 📸
(Cameo appearance of me in the background reflection) 📸
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I was a lucky boy and got new Lego for my Birthday 🎁🥹
(Cameo appearance of me in the background reflection) 📸
(Cameo appearance of me in the background reflection) 📸
So guys; Ive officially survived another year around the solar system. It’s been a hell of a ride; full of twists & turns (365 of them in fact).
Im not shy when it comes to edging towards my late 30s. Getting another year older is a privilege and luxury 🥹🎂
Im not shy when it comes to edging towards my late 30s. Getting another year older is a privilege and luxury 🥹🎂
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
So guys; Ive officially survived another year around the solar system. It’s been a hell of a ride; full of twists & turns (365 of them in fact).
Im not shy when it comes to edging towards my late 30s. Getting another year older is a privilege and luxury 🥹🎂
Im not shy when it comes to edging towards my late 30s. Getting another year older is a privilege and luxury 🥹🎂
I finally managed to catch Tron before it leaves the cinema. And I actually enjoyed it. 🤩
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I finally managed to catch Tron before it leaves the cinema. And I actually enjoyed it. 🤩
There is nothing worse than waking up to the dull rumbling sounds of your phone vibrating because of a rampant message thread…
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
There is nothing worse than waking up to the dull rumbling sounds of your phone vibrating because of a rampant message thread…
I’m considering buying some shelving for my office - to display some Lego I have 😅
Does anyone have any recommendations on what (Ikea) units works well??
Does anyone have any recommendations on what (Ikea) units works well??
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m considering buying some shelving for my office - to display some Lego I have 😅
Does anyone have any recommendations on what (Ikea) units works well??
Does anyone have any recommendations on what (Ikea) units works well??
Gym on a Friday evening just hits different.
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Gym on a Friday evening just hits different.
OMG I am so excited for this: Lego Star Trek Enterprise D 😱😲😊
…but £350🫠
…but £350🫠
November 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
OMG I am so excited for this: Lego Star Trek Enterprise D 😱😲😊
…but £350🫠
…but £350🫠