JP
@hyper-james.com
A slightly nerdy and super tall software geek who plays Mario Kart and drinks spiced rum and coke. 🏳️🌈
Catch you tomorrow you work-aholics 😎
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Catch you tomorrow you work-aholics 😎
Been called into the office mid-day during my WFH day; this sort of craziness should be outlawed. Better get set and go…
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Been called into the office mid-day during my WFH day; this sort of craziness should be outlawed. Better get set and go…
I’m the kind of guy who goes to the gym; burns a tonne of calories; and then heads home to eat this chocolatey millionaire shortbread delight. 🤪
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m the kind of guy who goes to the gym; burns a tonne of calories; and then heads home to eat this chocolatey millionaire shortbread delight. 🤪
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
I’m obviously not aiming for washboard abs any time soon 😅🏋🏼♂️
I think it’s time to leave work before I turn into a werewolf 🐾
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I think it’s time to leave work before I turn into a werewolf 🐾
Apple’s most cruel & manipulative products is the Apple Watch Stand Goal. It applies multi levels torturous black mail: “you need to stand up” whilst ignoring the 15 minute stroll I just completed. Hell, even if you exercise it still doesn’t count it as a stand minute and expects more from you. 🫠
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Apple’s most cruel & manipulative products is the Apple Watch Stand Goal. It applies multi levels torturous black mail: “you need to stand up” whilst ignoring the 15 minute stroll I just completed. Hell, even if you exercise it still doesn’t count it as a stand minute and expects more from you. 🫠
Smashed it and didn’t even try that hard… 🏃🏼
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Smashed it and didn’t even try that hard… 🏃🏼
It should be against the rules to work when the sun has set. So because it’s getting dark outside I’m leaving work… 👋
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It should be against the rules to work when the sun has set. So because it’s getting dark outside I’m leaving work… 👋
Tree #3 is up (although rushed as tiredness is kicking in and a lack of lights is defeating me 🤣). This tree is 12ft (you can see the tip of it from upstairs).
Now to decorate each tree each night this week.
This year the themes are:
- blue ice and frost
- woodland and acorns
- white and gold
Now to decorate each tree each night this week.
This year the themes are:
- blue ice and frost
- woodland and acorns
- white and gold
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Tree #3 is up (although rushed as tiredness is kicking in and a lack of lights is defeating me 🤣). This tree is 12ft (you can see the tip of it from upstairs).
Now to decorate each tree each night this week.
This year the themes are:
- blue ice and frost
- woodland and acorns
- white and gold
Now to decorate each tree each night this week.
This year the themes are:
- blue ice and frost
- woodland and acorns
- white and gold
Tree #2 is up with lights…
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Tree #2 is up with lights…
So I built the Lego GameBoy and this is the neatest, sturdiest and possibility the most realistic Lego build I’ve do so far 😍 it’s incredible. Even the screen is hard to see - just like the original 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
So I built the Lego GameBoy and this is the neatest, sturdiest and possibility the most realistic Lego build I’ve do so far 😍 it’s incredible. Even the screen is hard to see - just like the original 🤣
Tree #1 is up with lights…
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Tree #1 is up with lights…
Watching series 2 episode 1 of Severance and OMG I can’t make sense of any of it. I feel like I need to rewatch the entire first season again. The catch up was next to useless. 🫠
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Watching series 2 episode 1 of Severance and OMG I can’t make sense of any of it. I feel like I need to rewatch the entire first season again. The catch up was next to useless. 🫠
Off to the gym to burn away some of the extra indulgence from yesterday 🏋🏼♂️🏃🏼
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Off to the gym to burn away some of the extra indulgence from yesterday 🏋🏼♂️🏃🏼
I was a lucky boy and got new Lego for my Birthday 🎁🥹
(Cameo appearance of me in the background reflection) 📸
(Cameo appearance of me in the background reflection) 📸
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I was a lucky boy and got new Lego for my Birthday 🎁🥹
(Cameo appearance of me in the background reflection) 📸
(Cameo appearance of me in the background reflection) 📸
I finally managed to catch Tron before it leaves the cinema. And I actually enjoyed it. 🤩
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I finally managed to catch Tron before it leaves the cinema. And I actually enjoyed it. 🤩
I’m considering buying some shelving for my office - to display some Lego I have 😅
Does anyone have any recommendations on what (Ikea) units works well??
Does anyone have any recommendations on what (Ikea) units works well??
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m considering buying some shelving for my office - to display some Lego I have 😅
Does anyone have any recommendations on what (Ikea) units works well??
Does anyone have any recommendations on what (Ikea) units works well??
OMG I am so excited for this: Lego Star Trek Enterprise D 😱😲😊
…but £350🫠
…but £350🫠
November 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
OMG I am so excited for this: Lego Star Trek Enterprise D 😱😲😊
…but £350🫠
…but £350🫠
lol - my face isn’t pretty enough for print; but here’s the Pages.
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
lol - my face isn’t pretty enough for print; but here’s the Pages.
So after hurting my clavicle and tearing a muscle in early Oct; I’m now back at the gym properly. Shockingly, my weights have dropped after resting for 3+ weeks: Pec Fly by as much as 18.5kg 😱
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So after hurting my clavicle and tearing a muscle in early Oct; I’m now back at the gym properly. Shockingly, my weights have dropped after resting for 3+ weeks: Pec Fly by as much as 18.5kg 😱
Catching up on three weeks of GBBO and it’s making me really hungry… for cake… 🤤 🎂
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Catching up on three weeks of GBBO and it’s making me really hungry… for cake… 🤤 🎂
Dreaming about this guy. I think it’s the hair.
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Dreaming about this guy. I think it’s the hair.
Does anyone know what I should do with all of this sugar 🙃??
November 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Does anyone know what I should do with all of this sugar 🙃??
I got kicked out of Disney World… 🦈☠️
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I got kicked out of Disney World… 🦈☠️
Me and Chewie are now best mates.
He’s also incredibly tall - at least 6’9” I’d say…
He’s also incredibly tall - at least 6’9” I’d say…
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Me and Chewie are now best mates.
He’s also incredibly tall - at least 6’9” I’d say…
He’s also incredibly tall - at least 6’9” I’d say…
