valerie cherish née clark
@hyperflesh.bsky.social
well I got it
after driving to the WRONG DriveTest location in the middle of a SNOWSTORM and OTTAWA TRAFFIC, I PASSED my G test and am now a FULLY LICENSED driver!!
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
after driving to the WRONG DriveTest location in the middle of a SNOWSTORM and OTTAWA TRAFFIC, I PASSED my G test and am now a FULLY LICENSED driver!!
just an insane time for fantasy movies
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
just an insane time for fantasy movies
okaayyyyy home karaoke setup
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
okaayyyyy home karaoke setup
do people under the age of 25 just not understand that you are supposed to take off your massive backpack when standing on public transit?!
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
do people under the age of 25 just not understand that you are supposed to take off your massive backpack when standing on public transit?!
my bus was cancelled for the second day in a row but good news everyone, fares are going up!
also, I am now fully on the “moralizing over fare evaders is absolute cuck behaviour” train. the people running transit are pissing in your mouths and telling you it’s raining
also, I am now fully on the “moralizing over fare evaders is absolute cuck behaviour” train. the people running transit are pissing in your mouths and telling you it’s raining
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
my bus was cancelled for the second day in a row but good news everyone, fares are going up!
also, I am now fully on the “moralizing over fare evaders is absolute cuck behaviour” train. the people running transit are pissing in your mouths and telling you it’s raining
also, I am now fully on the “moralizing over fare evaders is absolute cuck behaviour” train. the people running transit are pissing in your mouths and telling you it’s raining
We’ll see how brave you are
We’ll see how fast you’ll be running
We’ll see how fast you’ll be running
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
We’ll see how brave you are
We’ll see how fast you’ll be running
We’ll see how fast you’ll be running
greenie greenie it’s time to get your greenie!
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
greenie greenie it’s time to get your greenie!
I’m a drunk but that’s incredible
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m a drunk but that’s incredible
jeff buckley mojo pin that’s right
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
jeff buckley mojo pin that’s right
drunk chicken with chinese carrot and daikon 🤩
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
drunk chicken with chinese carrot and daikon 🤩
who thinks she should suffer? clap if you think she should suffer
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
who thinks she should suffer? clap if you think she should suffer
nothing quite like trying on clothes as a fat guy to make you haaaaate your body 🤪
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
nothing quite like trying on clothes as a fat guy to make you haaaaate your body 🤪
There's a twink on the horizon (there's a twink, there's a twink, there's a twink)
Wish that I'd go to bed
If I fall to his feet tonight (if I fall, if I fall, if I fall)
Will I rest my head?
Wish that I'd go to bed
If I fall to his feet tonight (if I fall, if I fall, if I fall)
Will I rest my head?
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There's a twink on the horizon (there's a twink, there's a twink, there's a twink)
Wish that I'd go to bed
If I fall to his feet tonight (if I fall, if I fall, if I fall)
Will I rest my head?
Wish that I'd go to bed
If I fall to his feet tonight (if I fall, if I fall, if I fall)
Will I rest my head?
oof my dad is in the hospital with heart stuff post mysterious illness I’m going to hunker down and order shawarma and zone out with some totk……
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
oof my dad is in the hospital with heart stuff post mysterious illness I’m going to hunker down and order shawarma and zone out with some totk……
I love my green jacket 🥰
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I love my green jacket 🥰
poop from a butt
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
poop from a butt
the woman thing……:
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
the woman thing……:
amazing things going on over on the hell site // another slam dunk for the “we can always tell” crowd
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
amazing things going on over on the hell site // another slam dunk for the “we can always tell” crowd
I think this is one of my favourite stand up bits of all time
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I think this is one of my favourite stand up bits of all time
my body dysmorphia includes my belly hair rubbing off on my clothes so that I’m kinda bald there but also happy fat boy friday
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
my body dysmorphia includes my belly hair rubbing off on my clothes so that I’m kinda bald there but also happy fat boy friday
heard my voice echo back during a call with a client who had me on speaker phone today:
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
heard my voice echo back during a call with a client who had me on speaker phone today: