There will be a very limited number of physical copies under the stand. It’s a privilege to witness their development. And I’m a fussy old twat, so this is heart-felt.
We’re currently truffle-pigging for a spoken word act. Is your Mam a comedian? Is your Dad a poet? Get in touch....

Which is great as we have a great band returning, with a beefier, more mature sound. They’re also doing the du. Ventrelles are one of those bands who positively chime with this thing of ours.
They have a single, ‘Emily’s Song’ out on 31 October lnk.to/ventrelles and it’s great.....

If you're still reading... So, doors at one. Mystery spoken word guest star at 13.55. Ventrelles at 14.15. Stage dismantled so we can go and watch the game and that little kid can access the bogs round about 14.45.

We’ll have the usual mix of stodge and liquid on Saturday. Rose is cooking pies; cheese or tater hash. Stu is cooking peas; mushy. Lynette is cooking muffins; flavour TBC. And there will be some ale going on.
Forget your season ticket, it’s a cup game....

Not only is the stage set for the season opener on the pitch, off the pitch (under the SMRE) we've been busy setting the stage for a season of pre-match delights for the senses...

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First up we have a FC centric experience with, hot on the heels after a 4-2 thrashing of Wigan Athletic, a Q&A from our new women's team manager Elsie Baxter before hip hop artist and FC fan Pique Roscoe takes to the Malcolm's stage🔥

There's more....

We've also got a fundraiser raffle with loads of prizes up for grabs including a shirt from the Legends game - check the forums for details, tickets available online or before the game.... so bring some cash!

Finally....

... if you're still reading, the usual culinary delights are available for the usual donation (cards accepted via the SMRE bar). ⚽🎵♥️🤍🖤