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it’s iain the christmas goblin! 🎅
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Spurs gnome
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Fair point. Unless they’re partnering with Big Gulp
Big gulp. It is indeed big
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Vic and Biss are 29 but the Reddit detectives are saying Munoz.

I screen grabbed a list of 29 year olds it could be
here's something to work with reddit detectives Mikel Merino - Arsenal FC Mathias Jensen - Fulham FC Daniel Muñoz - Crystal Palace FC Daichi Kamada — Crystal Palace FC Joachim Andersen - Fulham FC Alex Iwobi - Fulham FC Saša Lukić — Fulham FC Adama Traoré - Fulham FC Kostas Tsimikas - Liverpool FC Joelinton - Newcastle United John Victor - Nottingham Forest FC Ola Aina - Nottingham Forest FC Guglielmo Vicario - Tottenham Hotspur Yves Bissouma - Tottenham Hotspur Marshall Munetsi - Wolverhampton Wanderers Hwang Hee-chan - Wolverhampton Wanderers edit: cleaned up and removed errors
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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This is Chris Waddle erasure and I won’t let it continue
Chris Waddle’s MAGNIFICENT MULLET
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Need some more stickers for my @mocospurs.com go box
A big plastic carry box covered in Spurs OSC stickers
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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My good vibes rest on a tiny, precarious Tottenham Hotspur. Could come crumbling down.
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Up the COYS
Three diagrams of a human body Text: Where does it hurt? Headache (red spot on head) Stomach ache (red spot on tummy) Spurs play tomorrow (whole body is red)
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Wacky Races with Thomas Frank driving the hot dog vehicle
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Thomas Frank thumbs up
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Thomas Frankis very happy driving a large hot dog shaped vehicle
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Ok, I think I mean in front of Romero but behind the trajectory of the ball. Vectors are confusing. See diagram for camera angle.
Watch out Sky Sports, it’s a crudely annotated explanation of my request
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Reject modernity. Embrace tradition.
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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How am I doing boss? A great job son. A great job.
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Wake up babe, a new Spurs meme template just dropped
Thomas Frank looking at something. There’s a Sky Sports TV graphic in his line of sight, giving the appearance of him reacting surprised to the graphic. The graphic shows Spurs taking no shots on target in the first half of four consecutive Premier League games.
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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A temperature gun that says “idiot” when applied to a person’s forehead
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Nearly 18k words and these are the ones I liked the most
Words
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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The lads
Lads
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I love it and quote certain lines all the time.

Oh, and add Santa With Muscles to your list. It’s not good and I don’t recommend it other than for research porpoises.
Santa With Muscles starring Terry “Hulk Hogan” Bollea
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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YouTube and Paramount+ are threatening my wellbeing
Paris Saint-Germain vs. Tottenham Hotspur Paramount Plus • Thu, Dec 4, 11:00 AM
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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The worst
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Happy Spurs Day!
A woman jumps off a wrestling cage with a trash can over the upper half of her body. Text above reads: Me, getting ready to watch Newcastle vs Spurs
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Booker T, the five time five time five time five time five time WCW Champion
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Would
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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At least the first one has Sonny
Miles Morales and a Son Heung-min poster
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Cars
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM