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🇯🇲Khadjiah J 🇬🇩
@iamkdjiah.bsky.social
I create tv, poetry, and food media to fund my love for oxtail.
(She/Her)
✍️🏿: Black Nerd Problems, Vulture, Best American Food Writing & more.

Prev: Last Week Tonight.

Read/listen to my semi-chaotic food writing:
Itsdeej.com/scotchbonnet
Oh yall starting early. I JUST saw someone walk into my elevator with a prepared plate.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This year's sweet potato pudding is in the books!
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This is gonna go off as I finish up my mac n cheese tomorrow
My new standup special Positive Reinforcement premieres TONIGHT at 8pm eastern time on Blonde Medicine’s YouTube channel. I’m really proud of this hour and grateful to all the people who helped make the special happen.

Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
The prep has begun for the 🇯🇲sweet potato pudding.

Cinnamon
Nutmeg
Coriander
Cardamom
Star Anise
Cinnamon
Vanilla
Allspice
Clove
Coconut Milk ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Imma need them to do a Season 2 of Pressure Cooker.
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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For example, the last post I reposted, it's not "The Left" that is pushing for MTG to team up with Democrats, Liberals are. Progressives (Democratic Socialists) don't like MTG. Leftists (Socialists/Communists) hate her. The words mean something.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We less than a week out for Thanksgiving so here is my yearly reminder, via @blacknerdproblems.bsky.social
IF YOU WERENT TAGGED IN FOR THE QUEST, STAY OUT THE KITCHEN.
Thanksgiving is an RPG
Thanksgiving is a RPG, and we're here to help you find your role, but just remember if you not in the line-up, take a seat in the audience.
blacknerdproblems.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
New piece on my website just dropped. This one goes out to the bougie homies whose ride or die knows how to use a chainsaw.
Help! I'm Traveling with...a Bushel of Blue Collar Melodramatic Main Characters | Khadjiah Johnson
Are you looking to feast with a bushel of blue-collar workers, or swoon over dessert with your main character clique?
itsdeej.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The two worst people you know is teaming up for a limited time only for the sole reason of making you suffer
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Lived in New York all my life...never saw a deer until today.
So naturally...
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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I'm desperate for experts again. For actual journalist and critics. Simply having a phone and access to social media doesn't make you knowledgable on certain topics.
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Pivotal moments — good ones like Tuesday in NYC, bad ones like the Senate capitulation tonight — hinge on the same thing: primary elections.

2026 will be won or lost in the spring.
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I will not support a deal that does nothing to make health care more affordable.

We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.

A vote for this bill is a mistake.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Aint no way he aint got wild information on these folks. Fighting to deny people food is wild work.
The Supreme Court granted the Trump administration’s emergency appeal to temporarily block a court order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments.
Supreme Court Issues Emergency Order To Block Full SNAP Food Aid Payments
The food program serves about 1 in 8 Americans, mostly with lower incomes.
www.huffpost.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The only thing this man is guilty for is bad taste
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
After seeing this cover, I decided that I am going to begin an archive of physical media that depicts propaganda during the mid 2020s and beyond.
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Also yall vote blue no matter who folks that DID NOT vote for Mamdani are interesting.
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
BYE BITCH!
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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OpenAI pirated large numbers of books and used them to train models.

OpenAI then deleted the dataset with the pirated books, and employees sent each other messages about doing so.

A lawsuit could now force the company to pay $150,000 per book, adding up to billions in damages.
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If anyone hit me with a hoagie the first thing I'm analyzing is the composition of the order.
What kind of sandwich guy are you?
Cold or hot?
Honey Mustard or Tangy Deli Style?
Vinegar? Salt? Pepper?
I am fully invested in this now.
Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.

"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.

Lairmore won't confirm.

"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.

"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.

Lairmore won't confirm.

"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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honestly this would be a great audition monologue
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Currently grieving Aster's Ethiopian Restauraunt in Austin. Just learned that it shut down, and all I think about is the first time I had doro wot while walking back to a motel with my team after an intense bout at an international collegiate poetry slam
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM