Luke M
@iamlukem.bsky.social
This place feels like home - it needs lots of work doing and the neighbours are terrible
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Get your hero name by doing something brave and seeing what the newspapers call you.
I'm "Local Man".
I'm "Local Man".
March 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Get your hero name by doing something brave and seeing what the newspapers call you.
I'm "Local Man".
I'm "Local Man".
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The inventor of anime be like:
I dunno man, it just feels like sometimes life would be better if we had tentacles, y'know?
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The inventor of anime be like:
I dunno man, it just feels like sometimes life would be better if we had tentacles, y'know?
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I dunno man, it just feels like sometimes life would be better if we had tentacles, y'know?
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A small thing: maybe a sound effect for sunrises/moonrises & sunsets/moonsets? Off the top of my head it could sound like when a sword is drawn or sheathed?
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A small thing: maybe a sound effect for sunrises/moonrises & sunsets/moonsets? Off the top of my head it could sound like when a sword is drawn or sheathed?
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New music! Echotrail 'EP1' is out now. And it's Bandcamp Friday so I'll get full revenue share if you purchase today. Currently out of work so any support very much appreciated, please share too x
paleblurs.bandcamp.com/album/echotr...
paleblurs.bandcamp.com/album/echotr...
echotrail, by echotrail
4 track album
paleblurs.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
New music! Echotrail 'EP1' is out now. And it's Bandcamp Friday so I'll get full revenue share if you purchase today. Currently out of work so any support very much appreciated, please share too x
paleblurs.bandcamp.com/album/echotr...
paleblurs.bandcamp.com/album/echotr...
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The on-hold music for Waitrose’s customer helpline is just a swan reading share prices to some brioche.
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
The on-hold music for Waitrose’s customer helpline is just a swan reading share prices to some brioche.
Do yourself a favour and get on this thread while it's still early on, guarantee it'll be an epic triumph by the time we reach Christmas Eve
2025 advent calendar. Day one.
You run downstairs, excited to open the first door. A voice in the back of your mind tries to tell you that you didn't actually buy an advent calendar this year—and this wasn't in the house when you went to bed last night—but you push that aside.
You run downstairs, excited to open the first door. A voice in the back of your mind tries to tell you that you didn't actually buy an advent calendar this year—and this wasn't in the house when you went to bed last night—but you push that aside.
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Do yourself a favour and get on this thread while it's still early on, guarantee it'll be an epic triumph by the time we reach Christmas Eve
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This both blows my mind and becomes less surprising every day
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This both blows my mind and becomes less surprising every day
There actually isn't anything I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I fucking hate that guy
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
There actually isn't anything I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I fucking hate that guy
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Why is the soybean oil always PARTIALLY hydrogenated. Finish hydrogenating that shit, you lazy wockaflockas!
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Why is the soybean oil always PARTIALLY hydrogenated. Finish hydrogenating that shit, you lazy wockaflockas!
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It’s Monday!
And here are absolutely 1000’s
Of live mixes going back years!
Fuck me!
#housemusic #techno #drumandbass
#Balearic
For you house heads!
Enjoy! 💥💥💥
moxser.com/artists
And here are absolutely 1000’s
Of live mixes going back years!
Fuck me!
#housemusic #techno #drumandbass
#Balearic
For you house heads!
Enjoy! 💥💥💥
moxser.com/artists
Moxser.com: Old Skool to New Cool Dance Mixes.
All the Clubs, Parties, Raves, Venues, Festivals... All the DJs, All the mixes..... The aim is to collect, verify, preserve and stream dance music mixes
moxser.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It’s Monday!
And here are absolutely 1000’s
Of live mixes going back years!
Fuck me!
#housemusic #techno #drumandbass
#Balearic
For you house heads!
Enjoy! 💥💥💥
moxser.com/artists
And here are absolutely 1000’s
Of live mixes going back years!
Fuck me!
#housemusic #techno #drumandbass
#Balearic
For you house heads!
Enjoy! 💥💥💥
moxser.com/artists
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🚨Some personal news.
I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.
A profile of Jonathan Gullis.
"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.
A profile of Jonathan Gullis.
"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
Jonathan Gullis, The Seagull's Lament
A New Yorker Profile
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
🚨Some personal news.
I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.
A profile of Jonathan Gullis.
"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.
A profile of Jonathan Gullis.
"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
I have just discovered that March 3rd is "What If Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs" Day.
What a time to be alive
What a time to be alive
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I have just discovered that March 3rd is "What If Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs" Day.
What a time to be alive
What a time to be alive
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Has John Cleese had a bit of work done?
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Has John Cleese had a bit of work done?
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
I'm not saying I want to be famous or well-known, per se. I'm just saying I want the President of the United States to call me ugly or low-rent
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I'm not saying I want to be famous or well-known, per se. I'm just saying I want the President of the United States to call me ugly or low-rent
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I've never directly called Farage a prick but I can assure you I think he's a prick
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nigel Farage says he's 'never directly racially abused anybody'
The Reform UK leader was responding to reports he made racist remarks to his peers in school in the 1970s.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I've never directly called Farage a prick but I can assure you I think he's a prick
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
It's 10.13am and I've already used the phrases "keeping it under my hat" and "secret squirrel". What a world
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
It's 10.13am and I've already used the phrases "keeping it under my hat" and "secret squirrel". What a world
Facebook has suddenly started pushing pro Donald Trump content at me. First time I've ever had it happen. What's rattled their cage I wonder
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Facebook has suddenly started pushing pro Donald Trump content at me. First time I've ever had it happen. What's rattled their cage I wonder
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“I was just trying to do the garden up nice.”
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“I was just trying to do the garden up nice.”
People know too much about how the human body works, how to look after themselves with exercise and the right food and so on.
Personally, I'll just do and eat whatever and die when I die, anything else feels too much like work 🤷♂️
Personally, I'll just do and eat whatever and die when I die, anything else feels too much like work 🤷♂️
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
People know too much about how the human body works, how to look after themselves with exercise and the right food and so on.
Personally, I'll just do and eat whatever and die when I die, anything else feels too much like work 🤷♂️
Personally, I'll just do and eat whatever and die when I die, anything else feels too much like work 🤷♂️
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
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BREAKING: The former leader of Reform in Wales, Nathan Gill, has been sentenced to ten and half years in prison for taking bribes to pump out Russian propaganda.
Gill was paid thousands to make pro-Russia speeches and TV interviews.
Gill was paid thousands to make pro-Russia speeches and TV interviews.
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
BREAKING: The former leader of Reform in Wales, Nathan Gill, has been sentenced to ten and half years in prison for taking bribes to pump out Russian propaganda.
Gill was paid thousands to make pro-Russia speeches and TV interviews.
Gill was paid thousands to make pro-Russia speeches and TV interviews.
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler