Neil Johnson
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iamtweek.bsky.social
Neil Johnson
@iamtweek.bsky.social
Internet security geek, rugby fan, Dad, collector of way too many t-shirts, has been known to dance in shops.
With sendmail tours they just punch you in the face, empty your bank account and leave you with a rash just for turning up.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
No midfield, everyone either playing it backwards or hoffing it up to last man, no control, players standing still and ball watching, guys standing on opposite wing with no support around getting the ball...loosing the ball.
November 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I hear there is a little blue pill for that these days.
October 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Got to spend most of the week in SF with some awesome people. First time ever visiting, those hills are no joke.
October 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
O&O ShutUp www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10 is also a good tool to remove a lot of the 'junk' that comes with windows if you need to do further clean up.
O&O ShutUp10++: Free antispy tool for Windows 10 and 11
With this tool you have full control over which comfort functions under Windows 10 and Windows 11 you wish to use, and you decide when the passing on of your data goes too far.
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October 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
How would eliminations work? Can I throw a ‘grenade’ and buy a shot of absinthe at an opponent and if he taps out he’s ‘dead’? Is tea-bagging allowed?
October 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"Look my son, one day...this farm of Sparc 9 boxes will all be yours"
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Agreed
September 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’d be curious if any big publisher has actually signed to release this album or if it’s self published. If it’s the latter no one is getting paid from the plays.
September 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
It is only malloc if it comes from the Malloc region of France, otherwise its sparkling byte assignment
September 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Can you steal me a sports almanac then? Have you met anyone playing what people call ‘rock and or roll’ music? I bet you weren’t ready for it, but I think your kids will love it.
September 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Your washing is last seen clutching a chain link fence as the nuclear bomb blasts the dirt off it and the skin off of Sarah Conner.
September 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
In the middle of trying to purchase (in the name of science) and the website just went down!
August 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
How does the print taste? How long will I take to pass it?
August 28, 2025 at 9:44 AM
“We now own a cat” There, fixed it for you
August 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Get your hand off my foot long!
August 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Orca does
August 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Shut up and take my stickers for a swap...
August 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Hey dude, everything ok?
July 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
AND I missed the chance to say opportuni-TEA.

I’ll do a swap in vegas then

@gregoryparfitt.bsky.social what’s it worth to get a second?
July 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Did you have the Yorkshire one at Steelcon? I feel like I missed an opportunity there.
July 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
the king of NYNEX?
July 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
That sounds…ominous
July 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM