I am Ian. I battle robots.
@ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social
Just a middle-aged guy, shouting into the void. Struggling with life, the universe and everything. Badly.
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
Blessed are they 🙏
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Blessed are they 🙏
And all round fucking scumbag
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
And all round fucking scumbag
It's always the ones you most suspect, isn't it?
Former Brexit Party MEP denies taking payment from pro-Russian campaign
A prominent former MEP for Nigel Farage's old party denies taking bribes in a pro-Russian campaign.
www.bbc.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It's always the ones you most suspect, isn't it?
Absolutely this
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Absolutely this
How dare you! There is no known limit to Mr Pip's character!
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
How dare you! There is no known limit to Mr Pip's character!
Not as long a list as usual. Is he mellowing in his old age, one wonders?
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Not as long a list as usual. Is he mellowing in his old age, one wonders?
😂😂😂 Aah, there's nothing like a little light blasphemy to get the weekend going, is there?
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
😂😂😂 Aah, there's nothing like a little light blasphemy to get the weekend going, is there?
And the planks! Don't forget the planks. Carpenters always get left out. I can't think of any famous ones...
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
And the planks! Don't forget the planks. Carpenters always get left out. I can't think of any famous ones...
Murder. The word you are looking for is MURDER.
Say it for what it is.
Say it for what it is.
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Murder. The word you are looking for is MURDER.
Say it for what it is.
Say it for what it is.
BadEnoch is barking mad, full stop
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
BadEnoch is barking mad, full stop
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