Ian of the Sea
@iandukes.bsky.social
I'm a person with thoughts and feelings, and a longing for the sea. Co-host of @blastzonepod.bsky.social. (Pic by https://etsy.com/shop/emmawaldenart)
BREAKING: Ian quashes death rumors and silences critics with stunning proof of life photo
September 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
BREAKING: Ian quashes death rumors and silences critics with stunning proof of life photo
So I looked it up and the name of this product roughly translates to "Dave's bread that kills you." Doesn't sound so healthy now, does it?
August 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So I looked it up and the name of this product roughly translates to "Dave's bread that kills you." Doesn't sound so healthy now, does it?
telling my friends i'm going "google AI mode" and proceeding to lie in response to all their questions
August 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
telling my friends i'm going "google AI mode" and proceeding to lie in response to all their questions
You should never celebrate this. It would make an ass out of u and Mary
August 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You should never celebrate this. It would make an ass out of u and Mary
Doing some blood work today because I care about my health. Holding my pistol in hand because I care about the rules.
June 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Doing some blood work today because I care about my health. Holding my pistol in hand because I care about the rules.
Amazon: Your grocery order will be delivered soon.
Me: Garik is this true?
Me: Garik is this true?
May 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Amazon: Your grocery order will be delivered soon.
Me: Garik is this true?
Me: Garik is this true?
Not to be outdone, MSNBC has also announced they're changing their name
May 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Not to be outdone, MSNBC has also announced they're changing their name
Man the new pope selection experience has been great, they should do it again. I tell you what I'd do..
May 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Man the new pope selection experience has been great, they should do it again. I tell you what I'd do..
You're mad that Trump's getting a jumbo jet from the Emir of Qatar. But can you honestly say you've never accepted a gift from a king?
May 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
You're mad that Trump's getting a jumbo jet from the Emir of Qatar. But can you honestly say you've never accepted a gift from a king?
Make up your damn mind, Calendar, which day is it?
April 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Make up your damn mind, Calendar, which day is it?
When I say I support American ranching this is what I mean
March 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When I say I support American ranching this is what I mean
Oh great now I gotta get a pneumococcal? I barely even used my oldmococcal
February 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh great now I gotta get a pneumococcal? I barely even used my oldmococcal
JEFF BEZOS: [turning off all the lights] It's dead folks, no need to light up a corpse.
February 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
JEFF BEZOS: [turning off all the lights] It's dead folks, no need to light up a corpse.
I'm thankful that I don't rely on alcohol or weed habitually, because I know what it's like to bear the chains of dependence
February 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm thankful that I don't rely on alcohol or weed habitually, because I know what it's like to bear the chains of dependence
Don't question Trump's faith in the bible. It's something he deeply believes in - a branded merchandising opportunity.
January 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Don't question Trump's faith in the bible. It's something he deeply believes in - a branded merchandising opportunity.
okay i hadn't heard about this scene i might have to see the Robbie Williams movie now
January 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
okay i hadn't heard about this scene i might have to see the Robbie Williams movie now
Happy New Year! Hope you get to do some of this tonight (laying down and closing eyes)
January 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Happy New Year! Hope you get to do some of this tonight (laying down and closing eyes)
You've heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of
December 20, 2024 at 5:34 PM
You've heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of
Why does the Christmas holiday have to be all about consumerism? Can't we get back to the original message of peace on earth as symbolized by this beautiful dove?
December 13, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Why does the Christmas holiday have to be all about consumerism? Can't we get back to the original message of peace on earth as symbolized by this beautiful dove?
And I thought patriotism was dead. Look how many civic-minded billionaires are willing to join the pack of helpful wolves as they work to bring down the great groaning elk of America and feast on its bones.
December 5, 2024 at 5:06 AM
And I thought patriotism was dead. Look how many civic-minded billionaires are willing to join the pack of helpful wolves as they work to bring down the great groaning elk of America and feast on its bones.
I gotta say, "You're gonna have to confirm me to get me to stop drinking!" doesn't exactly instill confidence
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I gotta say, "You're gonna have to confirm me to get me to stop drinking!" doesn't exactly instill confidence
It’s cold out, I’ve got the flu, and I’m ordering chamomile tea. Trust me bro, I will NOT be drinking this without a sweater.
December 4, 2024 at 2:11 AM
It’s cold out, I’ve got the flu, and I’m ordering chamomile tea. Trust me bro, I will NOT be drinking this without a sweater.
met this great group of people at Forest Lawn Glendale
November 20, 2024 at 5:00 PM
met this great group of people at Forest Lawn Glendale
TRUMP: By the way where's JD? You said he was busy grinding away but he'd be here for dinner.
ELON: Oh yes he's here for dinner. Enjoy your two all vance patties special sauce lettuce cheese..
ELON: Oh yes he's here for dinner. Enjoy your two all vance patties special sauce lettuce cheese..
November 18, 2024 at 7:27 PM
TRUMP: By the way where's JD? You said he was busy grinding away but he'd be here for dinner.
ELON: Oh yes he's here for dinner. Enjoy your two all vance patties special sauce lettuce cheese..
ELON: Oh yes he's here for dinner. Enjoy your two all vance patties special sauce lettuce cheese..