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icanbarelyswim.bsky.social
breakfast burrito enthusiast
@icanbarelyswim.bsky.social
kev 29 PNW

yes it’s me! racists and terfs don’t try it

no alts, we post like SLUTS
it’s another one of those nights
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
when oomf is also a top :/
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
anyways this alarm is back on and I’m gonna kms 🙂‍↕️
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I just remembered I killed my Thanksgiving leftovers yesterday and have to start making new food again
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
alright I’m ready to get hurt again who wants me
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
quick someone send me $100 I have a mighty need
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
well damn
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this is it!!

we were in the trenches thinking rep tv existed okay
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
sometimes you just gotta
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
you’re welcome for that 🙂‍↕️
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
alright now who wants dessert
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
do you think this is enough for one person
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
well I didn’t do a 5k or anything but I still got some cardio in! 😇
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
THESE FUCKERS 😭

I’m not immune to Instagram ads
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
can I say something controversial yet brave
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
my only regret is not cleaning my mirror before taking these 😔
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I am not immune to gay consumerist propaganda
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
good news is I got new glasses

bad news is now it’ll be VERY obvious when I share old thirst traps
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I also wish I could whiff his dick tackle am I right
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The archer I—
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
not this…
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
also how cute is this shirt
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I rallied
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM