Dan the red nosed beluga
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icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the red nosed beluga
@icantshutup.bsky.social
Certified yapper

I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊

https://ngl.link/icantshutup
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The data doesn’t lie 😂
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when you’ve moved beyond “if it fits i sits”
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I wonder what happens at level eight.
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Pfft yeah and I want a horse but here I am horseless
I need 100k followers
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Most polite stalker ever 😂😂
can i follow you
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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This implies the existence of a rude potato cheesecake 👀
That sweet potato cheesecake my sis made>>>>>>🤤
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Grabbing boogers
I don't actually know what pliers are for other than pulling teeth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Fr! Like you may have hairy pets but they have hairy pits so who’s the real winner here?
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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This cat is in a remote location 😂
The cat’s sitting on my remote
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“Who you gonna call?”

Mb teq I think I called the wrong people
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This implies the existence of a rude potato cheesecake 👀
That sweet potato cheesecake my sis made>>>>>>🤤
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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one day i was just like "i could have so much swag" and then i did
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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all my posts are half off today
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Confession: i'm in a gang 🙀
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This cat is in a remote location 😂
The cat’s sitting on my remote
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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My painting SUNLIT HAYBALES
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Guys i was swimming round like belugas do and i ran into @sphealposting.bsky.social we are gonna be best friends he just doesn’t know it yet
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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putting tums on my pizza to save time
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM