Idris Esquire
@idrisesquire.bsky.social
attorney / photography enthusiast / unsolicited advice giver / to-do list curator
Jersey ⚫️ D.C.⚫️ Chicago
Jersey ⚫️ D.C.⚫️ Chicago
Fox Point >>>> every other spice blend ever invented.
I’m a Penzeys stan
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Fox Point >>>> every other spice blend ever invented.
So I did an Enneagram test today and it’s pretty spot on. Way more accurate than I expected.
a man is driving a car with his mouth open and the words `` i am shooketh '' written above him .
ALT: a man is driving a car with his mouth open and the words `` i am shooketh '' written above him .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
So I did an Enneagram test today and it’s pretty spot on. Way more accurate than I expected.
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“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“That sounds illegal”
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This why they tryna make degrees worthless bc black ppl and pocs the only ones who think education worth a damn 😭😭😭
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This why they tryna make degrees worthless bc black ppl and pocs the only ones who think education worth a damn 😭😭😭
And every single person that worked for his administration, people that worked for ICE, etc. I suspect he will issue a record number or pardons on his way out the door.
Trump is going to pardon Hegseth.
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
And every single person that worked for his administration, people that worked for ICE, etc. I suspect he will issue a record number or pardons on his way out the door.
Might be a #Succession Sunday. I need a show to put on while I try and get my life together.
a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone with the words if it is to be said so it be so it is
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone with the words if it is to be said so it be so it is
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Might be a #Succession Sunday. I need a show to put on while I try and get my life together.
Neighbors are fighting
three men are standing next to each other on a red carpet at a bet awards event .
ALT: three men are standing next to each other on a red carpet at a bet awards event .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Neighbors are fighting
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Northwestern reaches $75M deal with Trump administration to get federal funding reinstated
Northwestern reaches $75M deal with Trump administration to get federal funding reinstated
Northwestern expects federal funds will start flowing within days and be fully restored within 30 days.
dlvr.it
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Northwestern reaches $75M deal with Trump administration to get federal funding reinstated
I’m already getting depressed that I have to go back to work on Monday.
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m already getting depressed that I have to go back to work on Monday.
SAME!!!
When I’m visiting someone’s house and the streaming services have Ads
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
SAME!!!
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A cellphone free experience. People don’t talk to each other enough anymore.
Warning ‼️ social media and “I have to take this” addicts, STAY AWAY! 😊
Warning ‼️ social media and “I have to take this” addicts, STAY AWAY! 😊
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A cellphone free experience. People don’t talk to each other enough anymore.
Warning ‼️ social media and “I have to take this” addicts, STAY AWAY! 😊
Warning ‼️ social media and “I have to take this” addicts, STAY AWAY! 😊
I’m gonna try not to over do it today. Hear my cry oh lord
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’m gonna try not to over do it today. Hear my cry oh lord
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This is the correct take. Stewing in white supremacist propaganda is bad for your thinking. And if think you are so savvy that it won’t impact you, you are the exact kind of mark they are slowly converting (I’m looking at you, centrist pundits).
It’s really funny how a generation will roll its eyes at parents who watch Fox News but doesn’t see why being immersed in Twitter is having the same effect. Lots of serious people show up on Fox News too but that shouldn’t be your primary source on the news.
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
This is the correct take. Stewing in white supremacist propaganda is bad for your thinking. And if think you are so savvy that it won’t impact you, you are the exact kind of mark they are slowly converting (I’m looking at you, centrist pundits).
I’m pretty sure there are video clips of him and the Faux news folks complaining about how much Obama played golf. I’m never shocked by the hypocrisy but it still grinds my gears.
NEW -- Trump's golf tab tops $70 million since returning to office and is on pace to exceed $300 million by the end of his term.
Three hundred million.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Three hundred million.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Second-Term Tab For Trump’s Golf Hobby Tops $70 Million, On Track To Exceed $300 Million
The total would double the $151.5 million taxpayers shelled out for him to play golf during his first term.
www.huffpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’m pretty sure there are video clips of him and the Faux news folks complaining about how much Obama played golf. I’m never shocked by the hypocrisy but it still grinds my gears.
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The day before Thanksgiving is the second-largest day for cannabis sales in the US. Here’s why families are toking together: https://cnn.it/4in3vgR
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The day before Thanksgiving is the second-largest day for cannabis sales in the US. Here’s why families are toking together: https://cnn.it/4in3vgR
This! The same is true for paying government workers. For example, one of the reasons why Bernie Madoff was able to get away with running a Ponzi scheme for so long was because the SEC didn’t pay enough to attract the people with the skills. Talent isn’t cheap. You get what you pay for.
People think that because nonprofits are mission-oriented charitable organizations the people that lead them and work there are not supposed to get paid.
Newsflash: nonprofits are companies. What’s different is they don’t pay profits to shareholders.
You gotta pay for talent. End of story.
Newsflash: nonprofits are companies. What’s different is they don’t pay profits to shareholders.
You gotta pay for talent. End of story.
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This! The same is true for paying government workers. For example, one of the reasons why Bernie Madoff was able to get away with running a Ponzi scheme for so long was because the SEC didn’t pay enough to attract the people with the skills. Talent isn’t cheap. You get what you pay for.
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Another problem is people reading headlines and not context, feeding America's program expense ratio is 98.27% for FY2024, meaning nearly all of its donations go directly to programs and services that help people facing hunger.
I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Another problem is people reading headlines and not context, feeding America's program expense ratio is 98.27% for FY2024, meaning nearly all of its donations go directly to programs and services that help people facing hunger.
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The massive bronze doors of St. Patrick's Cathedral in Midtown Manhattan, New York City. The doors were installed in December 1949, replacing the original wooden ones.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The massive bronze doors of St. Patrick's Cathedral in Midtown Manhattan, New York City. The doors were installed in December 1949, replacing the original wooden ones.
I worked all day and still have to bill my time before I get put on some type of list. Billing is the worst part of being an attorney by far. Hate it
a woman is looking out a window while holding a piece of paper in front of her
ALT: a woman is looking out a window while holding a piece of paper in front of her
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I worked all day and still have to bill my time before I get put on some type of list. Billing is the worst part of being an attorney by far. Hate it
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When I tell you I AM DEAD?! BITCH! 😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When I tell you I AM DEAD?! BITCH! 😭😭😭
This app…is a lot. I’m not surprised nor terribly upset about rich people attending the birthday party of a rich friend that was held at…wait for it, a rich person’s home.
Also, how are you gonna say fuck Stevie Wonder lmao 😭
Also, how are you gonna say fuck Stevie Wonder lmao 😭
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This app…is a lot. I’m not surprised nor terribly upset about rich people attending the birthday party of a rich friend that was held at…wait for it, a rich person’s home.
Also, how are you gonna say fuck Stevie Wonder lmao 😭
Also, how are you gonna say fuck Stevie Wonder lmao 😭
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He’s had one of the worst political weeks of his life (and that’s saying something) and you run up there to smile beside him??
Two dumb bitches saying, “Exactly” iyam
Two dumb bitches saying, “Exactly” iyam
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
He’s had one of the worst political weeks of his life (and that’s saying something) and you run up there to smile beside him??
Two dumb bitches saying, “Exactly” iyam
Two dumb bitches saying, “Exactly” iyam
Someone left these flyers in my neighborhood and “I am confusion”!!
There’s so much going on—is this an ad for his business, a dating profile, both?
There’s so much going on—is this an ad for his business, a dating profile, both?
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Someone left these flyers in my neighborhood and “I am confusion”!!
There’s so much going on—is this an ad for his business, a dating profile, both?
There’s so much going on—is this an ad for his business, a dating profile, both?