Nikola 🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE ✨
@ifbrainsweregold.bsky.social
🇨🇿 | fanfiction author | 30yo | 18+| NSFW, minors DNI
started with Dramione, graduated to HP DILFs 😂 || your resident alt person
started with Dramione, graduated to HP DILFs 😂 || your resident alt person
Editing this rn and I cannot help it, but Sirius is a serious yapper in this and somehow the never ending tangents, edging sessions to a conclusion that's just not coming feels Dan Howell coded.
Fuck, that twink taught me to mispronounce "literally" and now invades my writing as well?
Fuck, that twink taught me to mispronounce "literally" and now invades my writing as well?
Also while in Elipsus, I've found a finished Sirmione fic... Should I post it?
It's first-night-as-divorcée Hermione Granger. Smutty of course (who do you think I am?)
It's first-night-as-divorcée Hermione Granger. Smutty of course (who do you think I am?)
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Editing this rn and I cannot help it, but Sirius is a serious yapper in this and somehow the never ending tangents, edging sessions to a conclusion that's just not coming feels Dan Howell coded.
Fuck, that twink taught me to mispronounce "literally" and now invades my writing as well?
Fuck, that twink taught me to mispronounce "literally" and now invades my writing as well?
The press for the Wicked movie(s) is weirding me out so bad and is a reason why I will never watch it. They need professional help.
With the exception of Jeff Goldblum and Jonathan Bailey, those two look like they're promoting completely different movie and somehow missed all the trauma
With the exception of Jeff Goldblum and Jonathan Bailey, those two look like they're promoting completely different movie and somehow missed all the trauma
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The press for the Wicked movie(s) is weirding me out so bad and is a reason why I will never watch it. They need professional help.
With the exception of Jeff Goldblum and Jonathan Bailey, those two look like they're promoting completely different movie and somehow missed all the trauma
With the exception of Jeff Goldblum and Jonathan Bailey, those two look like they're promoting completely different movie and somehow missed all the trauma
Me: *makes honey garlic chicken*
Also me: "Why is it so sweet?*
I'm so cooked this week, it ain't even funny 😂
Also me: "Why is it so sweet?*
I'm so cooked this week, it ain't even funny 😂
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Me: *makes honey garlic chicken*
Also me: "Why is it so sweet?*
I'm so cooked this week, it ain't even funny 😂
Also me: "Why is it so sweet?*
I'm so cooked this week, it ain't even funny 😂
I think I fucked up :D I've put more than half of the sauce packet into my Buldak noodles. I'm doomed. RIP to me
I forgot how runny it is! It caught my off guard lol
I forgot how runny it is! It caught my off guard lol
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I think I fucked up :D I've put more than half of the sauce packet into my Buldak noodles. I'm doomed. RIP to me
I forgot how runny it is! It caught my off guard lol
I forgot how runny it is! It caught my off guard lol
The more I learn about Trixie Mattel the more flabbergasted I am by how is Katya still friends with her 💀
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The more I learn about Trixie Mattel the more flabbergasted I am by how is Katya still friends with her 💀
jesus christ on a bike and this is why I prefer to travel alone.
Me and my friend are going to London in less then a month. I just messaged her 8-9 hotels that are reasonably priced and got back that she would prefer to book next month... BOOK WHAT NEXT MONTH? There's barely anything available now.
Me and my friend are going to London in less then a month. I just messaged her 8-9 hotels that are reasonably priced and got back that she would prefer to book next month... BOOK WHAT NEXT MONTH? There's barely anything available now.
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
jesus christ on a bike and this is why I prefer to travel alone.
Me and my friend are going to London in less then a month. I just messaged her 8-9 hotels that are reasonably priced and got back that she would prefer to book next month... BOOK WHAT NEXT MONTH? There's barely anything available now.
Me and my friend are going to London in less then a month. I just messaged her 8-9 hotels that are reasonably priced and got back that she would prefer to book next month... BOOK WHAT NEXT MONTH? There's barely anything available now.
I think Dan and Phil broke Patreon with their livestream 😂
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I think Dan and Phil broke Patreon with their livestream 😂
Reposted by Nikola 🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE ✨
Not my usual blah blah;
Can whoever this is just fuck off with this shit. Fuck off, leave people in peace.
Recommend blocking, the audacity of trying to follow me to what? Stir up hate?If anyone else follows me that would like to act like a fucking cabbage, do me a favour and fuck off now.
Can whoever this is just fuck off with this shit. Fuck off, leave people in peace.
Recommend blocking, the audacity of trying to follow me to what? Stir up hate?If anyone else follows me that would like to act like a fucking cabbage, do me a favour and fuck off now.
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Not my usual blah blah;
Can whoever this is just fuck off with this shit. Fuck off, leave people in peace.
Recommend blocking, the audacity of trying to follow me to what? Stir up hate?If anyone else follows me that would like to act like a fucking cabbage, do me a favour and fuck off now.
Can whoever this is just fuck off with this shit. Fuck off, leave people in peace.
Recommend blocking, the audacity of trying to follow me to what? Stir up hate?If anyone else follows me that would like to act like a fucking cabbage, do me a favour and fuck off now.
Turns out that 5 shows in 8 days is my fucking limit :D
It was supposed to be 6 in 8 days, but I physically cannot stand the idea of being in a venue today.
So I sold my ticket :D
It was supposed to be 6 in 8 days, but I physically cannot stand the idea of being in a venue today.
So I sold my ticket :D
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Turns out that 5 shows in 8 days is my fucking limit :D
It was supposed to be 6 in 8 days, but I physically cannot stand the idea of being in a venue today.
So I sold my ticket :D
It was supposed to be 6 in 8 days, but I physically cannot stand the idea of being in a venue today.
So I sold my ticket :D
I got home yesterday from a string of 4 concerts in 5 days and am leaving again tomorrow for 2 concerts in three days. I am at my breaking point 😂 my elbows are literally black and blue from leaning on barricades, not even mentioning how exhausted I am.
Fangirl life is hard
Fangirl life is hard
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I got home yesterday from a string of 4 concerts in 5 days and am leaving again tomorrow for 2 concerts in three days. I am at my breaking point 😂 my elbows are literally black and blue from leaning on barricades, not even mentioning how exhausted I am.
Fangirl life is hard
Fangirl life is hard
These guys have my heart 💛
I keep telling everyone to go see them if they have a chance so I'll tell you as well. Go see Palaye Royale.
You'll get an amazing show for starters, plus they're the kindest people.
I keep telling everyone to go see them if they have a chance so I'll tell you as well. Go see Palaye Royale.
You'll get an amazing show for starters, plus they're the kindest people.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
These guys have my heart 💛
I keep telling everyone to go see them if they have a chance so I'll tell you as well. Go see Palaye Royale.
You'll get an amazing show for starters, plus they're the kindest people.
I keep telling everyone to go see them if they have a chance so I'll tell you as well. Go see Palaye Royale.
You'll get an amazing show for starters, plus they're the kindest people.
I need this tattooed on the insides of my eyelids.
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I need this tattooed on the insides of my eyelids.
Last show of the tour. Last show of an era.
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Last show of the tour. Last show of an era.
Also absolutely in love with Manchester 🤩
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Also absolutely in love with Manchester 🤩
My periodical dose of antidepressants 💛
Tomorrow for the last time in this album era 🙌🏻
Tomorrow for the last time in this album era 🙌🏻
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My periodical dose of antidepressants 💛
Tomorrow for the last time in this album era 🙌🏻
Tomorrow for the last time in this album era 🙌🏻
Also while in Elipsus, I've found a finished Sirmione fic... Should I post it?
It's first-night-as-divorcée Hermione Granger. Smutty of course (who do you think I am?)
It's first-night-as-divorcée Hermione Granger. Smutty of course (who do you think I am?)
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Also while in Elipsus, I've found a finished Sirmione fic... Should I post it?
It's first-night-as-divorcée Hermione Granger. Smutty of course (who do you think I am?)
It's first-night-as-divorcée Hermione Granger. Smutty of course (who do you think I am?)
In my journalism era ✨
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
In my journalism era ✨
I've missed the Brits, dang it. Nothing beats random people calling you love/darling amd chatting about random shit 🥹
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I've missed the Brits, dang it. Nothing beats random people calling you love/darling amd chatting about random shit 🥹
British pilots' announcement are always a wild ride 😂 the way he just gave the briefing like a village bartender 😂
gonna miss Czech pilots' take-offs and landings though - they're so smooth
gonna miss Czech pilots' take-offs and landings though - they're so smooth
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
British pilots' announcement are always a wild ride 😂 the way he just gave the briefing like a village bartender 😂
gonna miss Czech pilots' take-offs and landings though - they're so smooth
gonna miss Czech pilots' take-offs and landings though - they're so smooth
I was for once active little fan on IG this past week, hoping someone would notice and offer me VIP, but alas 😂
(this is a joke, I don't expect anything from them in that sense, but it was worth the shot. I usually don't interact almost at all as their fans are insufferable.)
(this is a joke, I don't expect anything from them in that sense, but it was worth the shot. I usually don't interact almost at all as their fans are insufferable.)
November 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I was for once active little fan on IG this past week, hoping someone would notice and offer me VIP, but alas 😂
(this is a joke, I don't expect anything from them in that sense, but it was worth the shot. I usually don't interact almost at all as their fans are insufferable.)
(this is a joke, I don't expect anything from them in that sense, but it was worth the shot. I usually don't interact almost at all as their fans are insufferable.)
I really wonder where I have to go on the grand continent of Europe to see my favourite band so the worst people in fandom were not there... I am running out of options.
And before you say the US (ik ik not Europe), a) I doubt I would be let in and b) they were there too
And before you say the US (ik ik not Europe), a) I doubt I would be let in and b) they were there too
November 3, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I really wonder where I have to go on the grand continent of Europe to see my favourite band so the worst people in fandom were not there... I am running out of options.
And before you say the US (ik ik not Europe), a) I doubt I would be let in and b) they were there too
And before you say the US (ik ik not Europe), a) I doubt I would be let in and b) they were there too
Did I DM my friend at major-ish publication about their theoretical interestest in XY topics? Yes.
Did she tell me to do it? Yes.
Do I suddenly have no opinons whatsover? Also yes.
Am I fucked? Absolutelly.
Did she tell me to do it? Yes.
Do I suddenly have no opinons whatsover? Also yes.
Am I fucked? Absolutelly.
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Did I DM my friend at major-ish publication about their theoretical interestest in XY topics? Yes.
Did she tell me to do it? Yes.
Do I suddenly have no opinons whatsover? Also yes.
Am I fucked? Absolutelly.
Did she tell me to do it? Yes.
Do I suddenly have no opinons whatsover? Also yes.
Am I fucked? Absolutelly.
Billie Eilish giving around 20% of her net worth to charity is 👏
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Billie Eilish giving around 20% of her net worth to charity is 👏
Idk but maybe interviews with English speaking bands should be done by someone who at least decently speaks English...
I just tried to listen to a 20 minute interview and gave up by minute 2. It hurts to listen to it.
I just tried to listen to a 20 minute interview and gave up by minute 2. It hurts to listen to it.
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Idk but maybe interviews with English speaking bands should be done by someone who at least decently speaks English...
I just tried to listen to a 20 minute interview and gave up by minute 2. It hurts to listen to it.
I just tried to listen to a 20 minute interview and gave up by minute 2. It hurts to listen to it.
Out of every possible pair to go ghost hunting... Dan and Phil were the last on my list of "most likely to screech in the dark" 😂
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Out of every possible pair to go ghost hunting... Dan and Phil were the last on my list of "most likely to screech in the dark" 😂