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Parent to 2 kids, 3 dogs, 1 cat, and a lot of mayhem. Movie lover, blue dot in a red state. #VoteBlue.
And talks like Miller’s parrot.
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 AM
And talks like Miller’s parrot.
Rumor has it (per @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social who worked with Trump during Celebrity Apprentice) that Trump's bowel issues stem from years of drug abuse. It's been a few years since med school, but my recollection is that amphetamine & cocaine abuse can lead to bowel ischemia & necrosis.
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Rumor has it (per @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social who worked with Trump during Celebrity Apprentice) that Trump's bowel issues stem from years of drug abuse. It's been a few years since med school, but my recollection is that amphetamine & cocaine abuse can lead to bowel ischemia & necrosis.
Seconded. MRIs are not part of a "routine" exam, and some of the wording parroted by Leavitt is not anything any self-respecting radiologist would dictate as part of a report.
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Seconded. MRIs are not part of a "routine" exam, and some of the wording parroted by Leavitt is not anything any self-respecting radiologist would dictate as part of a report.
Yes, but that’s only because he ate them.
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Yes, but that’s only because he ate them.
He has the world’s largest descending colon because there are at least 6 Supreme Court justices, a few dozen GOP senators and a whole passel of House GOP hanging out waiting to see dayligh.
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
He has the world’s largest descending colon because there are at least 6 Supreme Court justices, a few dozen GOP senators and a whole passel of House GOP hanging out waiting to see dayligh.
Pretty sure that his hat is monitoring his pulse rate.
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Pretty sure that his hat is monitoring his pulse rate.
Didn’t want to get people’s hopes up.
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Didn’t want to get people’s hopes up.
But the WH physician AND Ronnie Jackson said that he was the healthiest human to ever walk the earth!
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
But the WH physician AND Ronnie Jackson said that he was the healthiest human to ever walk the earth!
The nastier you are, the longer you live. My mother in law was on par with some the nastiest humans to walk this earth, and it took FOREVER for her to upend the proverbial bucket.
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The nastier you are, the longer you live. My mother in law was on par with some the nastiest humans to walk this earth, and it took FOREVER for her to upend the proverbial bucket.
I bought litter and cat food from Chewy. I normally save 5% with their subscription program, but they were offering 25% off yesterday. Chewy’s better than some of the other companies out there, and my cat needs food and a clean poopie place, so I justified breaking my blackout for those 2 items.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I bought litter and cat food from Chewy. I normally save 5% with their subscription program, but they were offering 25% off yesterday. Chewy’s better than some of the other companies out there, and my cat needs food and a clean poopie place, so I justified breaking my blackout for those 2 items.
Even so…you know they’ll Weekend at Bernies him for as long as possible.
a man in a blue and white jacket is surrounded by women
ALT: a man in a blue and white jacket is surrounded by women
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November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Even so…you know they’ll Weekend at Bernies him for as long as possible.
I was going to say days but didn’t want to get people’s hopes up.
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I was going to say days but didn’t want to get people’s hopes up.
And salt the earth around it.
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
And salt the earth around it.
I’m starting to think the 45-47 on his hat is the over/under on how many weeks he has left on this mortal coil.
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m starting to think the 45-47 on his hat is the over/under on how many weeks he has left on this mortal coil.
A chisel and a can of Krylon white spray paint should solve the problem.
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
A chisel and a can of Krylon white spray paint should solve the problem.
Because we have dummies like RFK Jr.
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Because we have dummies like RFK Jr.
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Gift card Xmas from locally owned stores
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Gift card Xmas from locally owned stores
Can Glen carry a movie? Top Gun had nostalgia & Tom Cruise, Twisters also had nostalgia, Anyone But You did ok but Edgar Wright's Running Man isn't doing so well. Hit Man was well received but it didn't really get a theatrical distribution.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Can Glen carry a movie? Top Gun had nostalgia & Tom Cruise, Twisters also had nostalgia, Anyone But You did ok but Edgar Wright's Running Man isn't doing so well. Hit Man was well received but it didn't really get a theatrical distribution.