Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance
@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social
All generalizations are false. My karma ran over my dogma. Opinions are those of my employer, not mine. Pronoun: The royal "We".
Mystery Spot, CA, USA
Radical militant centrist
"You're all crazy!" -- The Old Man / Catch 22
Mystery Spot, CA, USA
Radical militant centrist
"You're all crazy!" -- The Old Man / Catch 22
I'm still wondering how we can even tell the real ICE agents from the fake ones.
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm still wondering how we can even tell the real ICE agents from the fake ones.
I've been granted a sneek preview of some of the materal that Pam Blondi will be releasing, and let me tell you, it is political DYNAMITE!!!
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I've been granted a sneek preview of some of the materal that Pam Blondi will be releasing, and let me tell you, it is political DYNAMITE!!!
Sorry. Grok has been pre-programmed by Elmo not to like me and to never do what I ask it to do.
It also refused my earlier request for it to generate a meme image of Kash Patel with "googly eyes".
It also refused my earlier request for it to generate a meme image of Kash Patel with "googly eyes".
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sorry. Grok has been pre-programmed by Elmo not to like me and to never do what I ask it to do.
It also refused my earlier request for it to generate a meme image of Kash Patel with "googly eyes".
It also refused my earlier request for it to generate a meme image of Kash Patel with "googly eyes".
Commander Tarkin explains to Princess Leia why it really was necessary for him to order that double-tap strike on planet Alderaan.
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Commander Tarkin explains to Princess Leia why it really was necessary for him to order that double-tap strike on planet Alderaan.
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING
President Donald Trump has just been awarded Best In Show by the Westminster Kennel Club.
President Donald Trump has just been awarded Best In Show by the Westminster Kennel Club.
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING
President Donald Trump has just been awarded Best In Show by the Westminster Kennel Club.
President Donald Trump has just been awarded Best In Show by the Westminster Kennel Club.
Now why would you say THAT?
FIFA has always been a bastion of exemplary ethical behavior.
FIFA has always been a bastion of exemplary ethical behavior.
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Now why would you say THAT?
FIFA has always been a bastion of exemplary ethical behavior.
FIFA has always been a bastion of exemplary ethical behavior.
How did people even settle this part of the world? Well, the theory for a long time was that they came via the Beringa land bridge. (See below.) However recent archaeological discoveries have called this theory into serious question.
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
How did people even settle this part of the world? Well, the theory for a long time was that they came via the Beringa land bridge. (See below.) However recent archaeological discoveries have called this theory into serious question.
Hegseth didn't have to annihilate them.
If we had just left them alone they probably would have run aground in the storm anyway.
If we had just left them alone they probably would have run aground in the storm anyway.
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hegseth didn't have to annihilate them.
If we had just left them alone they probably would have run aground in the storm anyway.
If we had just left them alone they probably would have run aground in the storm anyway.
I already got my copy of the files, direct from Pam Blondie.
So far I am not finding anything incriminating.
So far I am not finding anything incriminating.
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I already got my copy of the files, direct from Pam Blondie.
So far I am not finding anything incriminating.
So far I am not finding anything incriminating.
Excellent! With electricity and some fundament amino acids we can create yogurt on Mars!
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Excellent! With electricity and some fundament amino acids we can create yogurt on Mars!
💡IDEA!
What if we all chipped in and sent him McDonald's gift certificates?
What if we all chipped in and sent him McDonald's gift certificates?
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 AM
💡IDEA!
What if we all chipped in and sent him McDonald's gift certificates?
What if we all chipped in and sent him McDonald's gift certificates?
That's my President!
When he gets done annihilating all of the Columbian and Venezuelan local fishermen he's going to do the loaves & fishes trick.
When he gets done annihilating all of the Columbian and Venezuelan local fishermen he's going to do the loaves & fishes trick.
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
That's my President!
When he gets done annihilating all of the Columbian and Venezuelan local fishermen he's going to do the loaves & fishes trick.
When he gets done annihilating all of the Columbian and Venezuelan local fishermen he's going to do the loaves & fishes trick.
Chinese thermostats turned me into a zombie Obama supporter! I HAD NO CHOICE!
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Chinese thermostats turned me into a zombie Obama supporter! I HAD NO CHOICE!
They were just local fishermen.
Trump is ordering the murder of innocent fishermen just to score a few cheap political points.
Trump is ordering the murder of innocent fishermen just to score a few cheap political points.
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 AM
They were just local fishermen.
Trump is ordering the murder of innocent fishermen just to score a few cheap political points.
Trump is ordering the murder of innocent fishermen just to score a few cheap political points.
If a thermometer measures "therms" then what does an anemometer measure?
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
If a thermometer measures "therms" then what does an anemometer measure?
More to the point, they wern't even "dope couriers". They were just local fishermen.
December 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
More to the point, they wern't even "dope couriers". They were just local fishermen.
Actually, that was me that was supposed to do that.
And I'm sorry. I fucked up and inadvertantly shreaded them. Y'all will just have to trust me that they didn't mention Trump, like at all.
And I'm sorry. I fucked up and inadvertantly shreaded them. Y'all will just have to trust me that they didn't mention Trump, like at all.
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Actually, that was me that was supposed to do that.
And I'm sorry. I fucked up and inadvertantly shreaded them. Y'all will just have to trust me that they didn't mention Trump, like at all.
And I'm sorry. I fucked up and inadvertantly shreaded them. Y'all will just have to trust me that they didn't mention Trump, like at all.
After all these years I just found out that what I had BELIEVED were the lyrics were not in fact the lyrics.
I always thought that the last part referred to a poker game!
🎶 Pa, send me money now
I'm gonna make it somehow
I need another chance
You see, your baby lost his pants 🎶
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I always thought that the last part referred to a poker game!
🎶 Pa, send me money now
I'm gonna make it somehow
I need another chance
You see, your baby lost his pants 🎶
Yeah, yeah, yeah
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
After all these years I just found out that what I had BELIEVED were the lyrics were not in fact the lyrics.
I always thought that the last part referred to a poker game!
🎶 Pa, send me money now
I'm gonna make it somehow
I need another chance
You see, your baby lost his pants 🎶
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I always thought that the last part referred to a poker game!
🎶 Pa, send me money now
I'm gonna make it somehow
I need another chance
You see, your baby lost his pants 🎶
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I hope it gets demolished the minute he's gone.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I hope it gets demolished the minute he's gone.
Please DO NOT stop taking your meds without the advice & consent of your doctor.
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Please DO NOT stop taking your meds without the advice & consent of your doctor.