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Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance
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All generalizations are false. My karma ran over my dogma. Opinions are those of my employer, not mine. Pronoun: The royal "We".

Mystery Spot, CA, USA

Radical militant centrist
"You're all crazy!" -- The Old Man / Catch 22
The President has a point when he says that if you are given a choice, it would be MUCH better to be electrocuted than to be eaten by a shark.

Just remember that if you're ever thrown overboard while on an electric boat!
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Analysis | A Trump shark’s tale: Whether to be eaten or electrocuted
Donald Trump's repeated tale of an electric boat and a shark attack raises eyebrows and questions about logic.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm still wondering how we can even tell the real ICE agents from the fake ones.
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm still mystified by the ending of that movie.

Did he jump or not?
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Commander Tarkin explains to Princess Leia why it really was necessary for him to order that double-tap strike on planet Alderaan.
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I've been granted a sneek preview of some of the materal that Pam Blondi will be releasing, and let me tell you, it is political DYNAMITE!!!
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Sorry. Grok has been pre-programmed by Elmo not to like me and to never do what I ask it to do.

It also refused my earlier request for it to generate a meme image of Kash Patel with "googly eyes".
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Yea, me too. But maybe this time (I hope) I'll get to see it on an iMAX screen. That would be Way Cool.
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
BRING IT! I'm here for it!

P.S. Does this mean that we'll finally get to find out, once and for all, who actually shot first in the Mos Eisley Cantina? 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I'm gonna go back over to that Other Place and see if I can get Grok to generate me a meme image of RFK Jr. dressed all in black like the Grim Reaper, complete with scythe and everything.

Seems appropriate, under the circumstances.
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I actually LIKE capitalism. I just don't like the way they're doing it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital...
Capital in the Twenty-First Century - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Also: Free ice cream for everyone! (Except for non- white people, of course.)
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Now why would you say THAT?

FIFA has always been a bastion of exemplary ethical behavior.
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Silly me, I once asked him if he had ever considered moving back to Alberta. He answer was clear. "No way! I'm never gooona be cold again!!"
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
On a separate note, my father grew up in a small town in the far northwest of Alberta. He told me the ground was permafrost 9 months out of every year. As a young man he relocated to the S.F. Bay Area & lived there the remainder of his life.
(...cont...)
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
How did people even settle this part of the world? Well, the theory for a long time was that they came via the Beringa land bridge. (See below.) However recent archaeological discoveries have called this theory into serious question.
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
No no! It's more like receiving an honorary doctorate in Philately from the Westminster Kennel Club.
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It's downright inspiring!
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM