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21+ ONLY. 31/m/gay/he/him. tx native, mn transplant
turner coddlefish (aether); sextuple legend
my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group
pfp: leoloric
header: jilatos
2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔
turner coddlefish (aether); sextuple legend
my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group
pfp: leoloric
header: jilatos
2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔
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our first photo together and our last photo together, with 4072 days of love, silliness, and joy in between
thank you for everything, carter. you saved my life.
thank you for everything, carter. you saved my life.
my stomach is making some WEIRD noises today. do y’all think it could be related to the 18 ounce ribeye i had last night that i’d finished in like sub 8 minutes
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
my stomach is making some WEIRD noises today. do y’all think it could be related to the 18 ounce ribeye i had last night that i’d finished in like sub 8 minutes
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
god is conspiring against me.
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
god is conspiring against me.
yeah this was definitely a good use of my time
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
yeah this was definitely a good use of my time
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omg the quantum and quantum 40 achievements are rarer than getting too attached VII
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
omg the quantum and quantum 40 achievements are rarer than getting too attached VII
every so often i remember that one of my choir TAs used to be an editor for nintendeals and it just. floors me. famous people really do walk among us
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
every so often i remember that one of my choir TAs used to be an editor for nintendeals and it just. floors me. famous people really do walk among us
damn it. ran out of decal slots.
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
damn it. ran out of decal slots.
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
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Megalovania (a song based on Megalomania [a song created by Yoko Shimomura]) is now being covered by Yoko Shimomura (the person who created Megalomania [the song that inspired Megalovania])
a man with a beard is sitting at a table holding two cups of coffee .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table holding two cups of coffee .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Megalovania (a song based on Megalomania [a song created by Yoko Shimomura]) is now being covered by Yoko Shimomura (the person who created Megalomania [the song that inspired Megalovania])
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Saw the other day that they’re doing a NieR collab in Ever Crisis and this shit has gotta be like the second coming of Christ for some people
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Saw the other day that they’re doing a NieR collab in Ever Crisis and this shit has gotta be like the second coming of Christ for some people
do we think it’s possible to make this in kirby air riders
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
do we think it’s possible to make this in kirby air riders
i just woke up from a dream where i was sneezing a lot. like that was the dream. me sneezing. a lot.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i just woke up from a dream where i was sneezing a lot. like that was the dream. me sneezing. a lot.
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I made the Just Kidding Star in Kirby Air Riders if you’d like your buddies to know when you’re just joking around
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I made the Just Kidding Star in Kirby Air Riders if you’d like your buddies to know when you’re just joking around
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would you guys still love me if i became a r*ddit m*d
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
would you guys still love me if i became a r*ddit m*d
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Haven’t seen this posted yet on here. It’s tradition now
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Haven’t seen this posted yet on here. It’s tradition now
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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this article starts off "well of course" and veers to "holy shit" near the end
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
this article starts off "well of course" and veers to "holy shit" near the end
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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
August 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board