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ihatebard.bsky.social
🚨METROID PRIME 4: BEYOND IN 5 DAYS🚨
@ihatebard.bsky.social
21+ ONLY. 31/m/gay/he/him. tx native, mn transplant

turner coddlefish (aether); sextuple legend

my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group

pfp: leoloric
header: jilatos

2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔
yeah this was definitely a good use of my time
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
omg the quantum and quantum 40 achievements are rarer than getting too attached VII
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
damn it. ran out of decal slots.
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
do we think it’s possible to make this in kirby air riders
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
…yeah, ringabel, nice work.
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
q40 cleared hooraaaaaaaaaaaaay
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i still don’t know why this happened. what did i do in a past life to deserve this
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
gay people will be like she saved my life and she’s just the cunty chicken on the TOTOLE®️ granulated chicken flavor soup base mix
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
you’d think that watching elementary would in fact EXCLUDE sherlock from being recommended to me
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i hate waking up to messages like this
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
JBTHRHJEBEOPFICOSBWJEJWODTHHRUDIDIWH???????
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
okay does anyone know what counts as progress on this mission? it’s not during races and it’s not cappys in the overworld.
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
do y’all think sakurai knew he was inventing an entirely new way to shitpost
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 AM
rusurper's drag race
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
hooray!! 🎉🎉
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
okay that is MUCH easier than what i was doing yesterday lol
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
😶‍🌫️
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
STANFORD PINES, I REBUKE THEE
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i’m gonna fucking hurl
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
lol this was supposed to just be a practice run but early gravity suit really is a fuckin game changer lmfao
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
what the FUCK did i just do
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM