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@illuminalt.bsky.social
I enjoy art, strange little creatures and never contributing anything substantial to the world
Big yellow isnt even yellow anumore,, because of woke
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Big yellow isnt even yellow anumore,, because of woke
The shirt and boob window vest combination goes crazy
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The shirt and boob window vest combination goes crazy
Kinda reminds me of this guy who would obsessively seek out another artist i like on rule 34 specifically to complain about his art for no reason
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Kinda reminds me of this guy who would obsessively seek out another artist i like on rule 34 specifically to complain about his art for no reason
Probably my favourite couple that you made, these two are amazing
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Probably my favourite couple that you made, these two are amazing
If you aim his dick to the sky and jerk him off fast enough, you'll end up getting a harassment lawsuit from some undiscovered alien life
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you aim his dick to the sky and jerk him off fast enough, you'll end up getting a harassment lawsuit from some undiscovered alien life
It's like the old saying goes
"You don't know a good thing until your girlfriend's honkers grow prehensile fingers"
"You don't know a good thing until your girlfriend's honkers grow prehensile fingers"
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It's like the old saying goes
"You don't know a good thing until your girlfriend's honkers grow prehensile fingers"
"You don't know a good thing until your girlfriend's honkers grow prehensile fingers"
Dragon men got me scampering around my enclosure and biting things
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Dragon men got me scampering around my enclosure and biting things
As someone who does it often, i can say that my only strategy is to down a can of whatever liquid is nearest to me and then draw nonsense until I can coagulate that nonsense into an idea, and then put the idea in a suit and give it a big eyeball
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
As someone who does it often, i can say that my only strategy is to down a can of whatever liquid is nearest to me and then draw nonsense until I can coagulate that nonsense into an idea, and then put the idea in a suit and give it a big eyeball
-Jesse Pink Man from hit show Broken Bads
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
-Jesse Pink Man from hit show Broken Bads
I honestly heavily disagree. So many people are good at just drawing genitals doing genital stuff, but nobody cares unless there's some sort of X-factor. Something that makes the art interesting. I love it when people have lore, stories and stuff. That's why I follow people like MrBooshMaster
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I honestly heavily disagree. So many people are good at just drawing genitals doing genital stuff, but nobody cares unless there's some sort of X-factor. Something that makes the art interesting. I love it when people have lore, stories and stuff. That's why I follow people like MrBooshMaster
holy shit it's the guy from mokey's show
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
holy shit it's the guy from mokey's show
I am genuinely in love with this design, it is so amazing
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I am genuinely in love with this design, it is so amazing
Biro would be cool
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Biro would be cool
I've always said that Herb Cookie is the Druid Monkey of CR
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I've always said that Herb Cookie is the Druid Monkey of CR
Woa floppy is in fact real
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Woa floppy is in fact real
That is an unfortunate mistake, if I had seen this merch before reading this post I'd probably think something was seriously wrong
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
That is an unfortunate mistake, if I had seen this merch before reading this post I'd probably think something was seriously wrong
Honestly, yeah. You are the hot dog truck of my bsky feed. Easily distinguishable, flavourful, and i can practically smell it just by looking at a picture of it. Also *insert obvious joke about big sausages here*
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Honestly, yeah. You are the hot dog truck of my bsky feed. Easily distinguishable, flavourful, and i can practically smell it just by looking at a picture of it. Also *insert obvious joke about big sausages here*
Those fools are fighting, if only there was some kind of place i could watch stuff like that all the time, like some kinda colosseum
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Those fools are fighting, if only there was some kind of place i could watch stuff like that all the time, like some kinda colosseum
Gonna have to agree with her on that one
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Gonna have to agree with her on that one
She looks like someone tried to make a human gijinka of Daisy despite Daisy already being a human
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
She looks like someone tried to make a human gijinka of Daisy despite Daisy already being a human
the goober woober
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
the goober woober