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L’Hamburger
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With giant bags of money💰
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Going to an AJ & Big Justice event, and unaliving myself in front of them to forever change their bond and the trajectory of their lives
Turns out my boss decided it would be a good idea to drop the bomb to the entire faculty and staff that I’m leaving in the middle of the school year. During the Christmas party. Wasn’t expecting that!
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
WE ALL GOT LEFT BEHIND WE LET IT ALL SLIP AWAY (I IGNORE YOU)
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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sorry you’re all upset with me that I still use Spotify.

I also sometimes use Amazon and shop at Walmart. I also pay taxes to the corrupt American government.

No ethical consumption under capitalism and im not going to feel guilty because I have a small pleasure in this hellscape.
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Simple twist up David Strayney
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Meitbual
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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She is acting sweet tonight
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I GOT A NEW JOB!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Throw a fit? THATS WHAT I DO BEST
a blurry picture of a man wearing a mask pointing
ALT: a blurry picture of a man wearing a mask pointing
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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lol (lots of lasers)
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Katie called this Spacebird from… 8 minutes out? 9? Ugh she’s unreal
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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this is information you could not waterboard out of me and you’re offering it freely
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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There ain’t an edm song on jah’s green earth that can keep me away from my bed
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I fuck with this image
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Oregon fan in a Slipknot fit in Iowa is diabolical
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A poo so monumental that there’s no evidence on the tp. A ghostly poo.
November 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Elisa Allechant referring to Terrence as “doodoo”
September 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Chat; how does one rock a dowagers hump whilst exuding hot girl energy ? Asking for a friend
September 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hot Mom Central at Pier 17!!!!
September 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM