Derek 😮💨 & Bill 😾
@impanicking.bsky.social
Tea enthusiast ☕️🫖, cat servant 😾, chaotic neutral weak player in a doggy dog world
Dung beetle seems to be the perfect toilet decor 🥰 (the beetle is dark purple, not black)
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Dung beetle seems to be the perfect toilet decor 🥰 (the beetle is dark purple, not black)
Finally got to watch Sir Chloe live ahhhhhhh 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😭
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Finally got to watch Sir Chloe live ahhhhhhh 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😭
Work in progress, making my first jacket ✨
November 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Work in progress, making my first jacket ✨
My new absolute obsession: Rocky Horror Picture Show
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My new absolute obsession: Rocky Horror Picture Show
Drafting something for a friend’s wedding! Hope I can finish this in time. (She is a wine loving Platonist so I try to capture the spirit with the progression from realistic grapes to geometric shapes :D)
September 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Drafting something for a friend’s wedding! Hope I can finish this in time. (She is a wine loving Platonist so I try to capture the spirit with the progression from realistic grapes to geometric shapes :D)
Last project before summer break ends :’(
August 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Last project before summer break ends :’(
I think my embroidery skill has improved ✨
August 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I think my embroidery skill has improved ✨
Lucy Dacus @ Berkeley yesterday :’)
August 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Lucy Dacus @ Berkeley yesterday :’)
So crazy! I thought I lost all the poems I wrote as teenager but I just stumbled upon this. I forget what 18 y/o me was whining about. And I’m not good enough to get the English translation to preserve the rhymes & stuff. Might be the only of my poems that survives. A bit embarrassing, also cool
August 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
So crazy! I thought I lost all the poems I wrote as teenager but I just stumbled upon this. I forget what 18 y/o me was whining about. And I’m not good enough to get the English translation to preserve the rhymes & stuff. Might be the only of my poems that survives. A bit embarrassing, also cool
Aug 1. When all the “I will finish this over the summer or I will chop my dick off 😤” hit simultaneously
August 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Aug 1. When all the “I will finish this over the summer or I will chop my dick off 😤” hit simultaneously
From the scraps and needles I saved up from first month of sewing :)
August 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
From the scraps and needles I saved up from first month of sewing :)
Option 1. Hide in my car and drive there like a coward
Option 2. Walk all the way across town to the Shrek rave party in full muffin man costume
Option 2. Walk all the way across town to the Shrek rave party in full muffin man costume
July 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Option 1. Hide in my car and drive there like a coward
Option 2. Walk all the way across town to the Shrek rave party in full muffin man costume
Option 2. Walk all the way across town to the Shrek rave party in full muffin man costume
After 10 days, the bed I made him for his bday has dethroned the laundry basket to be his new fav spot 🥹🤧
July 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
After 10 days, the bed I made him for his bday has dethroned the laundry basket to be his new fav spot 🥹🤧
Wake me up at 5 am for cuddles, sent straight to air jail
May 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Wake me up at 5 am for cuddles, sent straight to air jail
Hahaha from a colleague, David is a student, I am chaotic neutral 😂
February 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Hahaha from a colleague, David is a student, I am chaotic neutral 😂
Look, if an atheist can celebrate Christmas, I can celebrate V day 😁
February 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Look, if an atheist can celebrate Christmas, I can celebrate V day 😁
Fried lunar new year rice cake (年糕) plus pistachio ice cream! It is like ice cream mochi with a warm crispy exterior
February 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Fried lunar new year rice cake (年糕) plus pistachio ice cream! It is like ice cream mochi with a warm crispy exterior
My best work so far!
January 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My best work so far!
First week of sewing journey, this is the most challenging thing I have made! So the hat is entirely double layered, the idea is to make it inside out, leaving a hole when you sew it together, then flipping the whole thing inside out thru the hole, and sew the hole shut from outside
December 22, 2024 at 7:11 AM
First week of sewing journey, this is the most challenging thing I have made! So the hat is entirely double layered, the idea is to make it inside out, leaving a hole when you sew it together, then flipping the whole thing inside out thru the hole, and sew the hole shut from outside
Used the wrong kind of fabric that is too soft and weak, experimenting on cheating by stiffening it up with starch
December 18, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Used the wrong kind of fabric that is too soft and weak, experimenting on cheating by stiffening it up with starch