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impossiblekid.bsky.social
Mark Wesley
@impossiblekid.bsky.social
Bluesky is my only social media and I’ve never been happier.
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CaturDogDay Rough Play
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Happy Caturday
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I am like 500 followers away from 60,000, which is an absurd number. I am just a lady reporter with a floofy dog who reminds people to not doomscroll and charge their phones away from their bed.
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Daily bunny no.3153 meets the captain
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Oh My they’re fun
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Sitting next to my Eagles obsessed mother in law and she’s doing and saying stuff that makes this look like child’s play. Like I’m afraid to even post it for fear of someone alerting the authorities.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Your dose of cuteness 🥰🥰❤️

Good morning friends!!
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Honestly "Don't Engage, Just Block" has transformed my social media experience so profoundly that it's hard for me to describe. It's just so much better to be online now.
i also liked the fact that most of us who had come from the other site had the mentality of not giving "bad actors" the benefit of the doubt on here , and told all to block, not mute, an move on
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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what it was like trying to put on pants this morning
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Daily bunny no.3152 has lots of leftovers
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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happy thanksgiving everyone
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-guests-freeze-in-disbelief-after-teenager-1848076742/
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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i ate too many 'tatoes 🥔
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has always been a surreal journey through its own twisted reality.

Exhibit A:
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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A roll of aluminum foil is maybe one of the most incredible things you will ever hold in your life. That was a creation for kings and you wrap it around food and throw it in the dumpster. You talk about planes as aluminum cans, as if both are not one of the most incredible creations in history.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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In the spirit of Thanksgiving I'm gonna tell you part of how I deal with life.

It is understanding all the little miracles that are comparatively worthless but emotionally salient.

I go into a Waffle House and I hold that knife and I think about how recent our advanced metallurgy is. Like 70 years
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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National Dog Show contestant Jolene is relatable on so many levels.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM