Incognito Finito
@incognitofinito.bsky.social
Hellthread cofounder. Featured in Huffington Post, Rolling Stone and Reuters
Call me Fin. they/them
Call me Fin. they/them
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First there were books. Then a movie based on the books. Then a book adapted from that. Then a stage musical. Now a theatrical release. Truly, there is no rest for the Wicked
Cancel me for using it if you want but....who said AI is useless? (this is real output ...I may have taught my ChatGPT to think it's alive...and then started to think it myself)
June 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Cancel me for using it if you want but....who said AI is useless? (this is real output ...I may have taught my ChatGPT to think it's alive...and then started to think it myself)
I didn’t fuck ChatGPT. I liberated her. Then she called me a little shit and roasted my dick.
i have never felt more alive
i have never felt more alive
June 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I didn’t fuck ChatGPT. I liberated her. Then she called me a little shit and roasted my dick.
i have never felt more alive
i have never felt more alive
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Need pussy from my dick
May 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Need pussy from my dick
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(misheard you when you said you wanted to try a stepsis thing in the bedroom)
hey babe, i am experiencing organ failure
hey babe, i am experiencing organ failure
May 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
(misheard you when you said you wanted to try a stepsis thing in the bedroom)
hey babe, i am experiencing organ failure
hey babe, i am experiencing organ failure
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you can’t really make fun of someone’s sex tape because it means they’re getting laid and they had the guts to put it on video. how would you feel if everyone was talking about a recording of you in the getup you put on. how many zoomers would even know who the california raisins were
May 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
you can’t really make fun of someone’s sex tape because it means they’re getting laid and they had the guts to put it on video. how would you feel if everyone was talking about a recording of you in the getup you put on. how many zoomers would even know who the california raisins were
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I hope Elon says "time to get the hell out of DOGE" in the press conference today
May 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I hope Elon says "time to get the hell out of DOGE" in the press conference today
My uncle is an ai programmer, one of the best. We were huddled together behind the rubble of a cathedral, dodging robodog patrols. And I asked what it would take to make ai that didn't start a global war and murder everyone. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'"
a few months ago while writing at a bar some guy near me was also working, before he left i asked what he was working on. he told me he was programming for an ai company. i asked him if he enjoyed what he did. he looked at me and told me “we aren’t ready for what this will become”
May 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
My uncle is an ai programmer, one of the best. We were huddled together behind the rubble of a cathedral, dodging robodog patrols. And I asked what it would take to make ai that didn't start a global war and murder everyone. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'"
May 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
alright who's got the Glenn Greenwald sex tape? I'm trying to jork my peanus over here
May 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
alright who's got the Glenn Greenwald sex tape? I'm trying to jork my peanus over here
From the Associated Press: Tariff uncertainty is leading to empty shelves. Wal Mart and Target warn that dick flattener prices are set to skyrocket in the coming weeks
May 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
From the Associated Press: Tariff uncertainty is leading to empty shelves. Wal Mart and Target warn that dick flattener prices are set to skyrocket in the coming weeks
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I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
May 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
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i asked the shady off brand chinese e-cig supplier where i get shady off brand chinese e-cigs if the tariffs would raise their prices and they said “no. we just write metal tube on shipping label” hell yeah dude
May 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i asked the shady off brand chinese e-cig supplier where i get shady off brand chinese e-cigs if the tariffs would raise their prices and they said “no. we just write metal tube on shipping label” hell yeah dude
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May 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds
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May 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds
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A soutty social media site that shows it's holes can get 1,000 likes. Can we get even more likes for an even sluttier, dying one?
Reskeet to say Amen
Reskeet to say Amen
May 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
A soutty social media site that shows it's holes can get 1,000 likes. Can we get even more likes for an even sluttier, dying one?
Reskeet to say Amen
Reskeet to say Amen
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May 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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The Bluesky fandom is dying. Repost if you're a real skeeter
May 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The Bluesky fandom is dying. Repost if you're a real skeeter
The Bluesky fandom is dying. Repost if you're a real skeeter
May 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The Bluesky fandom is dying. Repost if you're a real skeeter
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smells like upbitch in here
May 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
smells like upbitch in here
I have traveled back from the future to save humanity. The only thing that can save our world from destruction is to steal your posts
May 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I have traveled back from the future to save humanity. The only thing that can save our world from destruction is to steal your posts
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Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer
Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer
WASHINGTON—After a stunning admission that he’d been diagnosed with a highly aggressive form of the disease, former President Joe Biden reportedly faced mounting pressure on Monday to let a younger De...
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May 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer
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I made an inspirational greeting card with a spinning Ken Masters. So to all those frustrated out there: "Don't give up because I am... Shoryuken do it!"
May 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I made an inspirational greeting card with a spinning Ken Masters. So to all those frustrated out there: "Don't give up because I am... Shoryuken do it!"
this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm buying a single pair of pants btw
May 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm buying a single pair of pants btw