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Incognito Finito
@incognitofinito.bsky.social
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Hellthread cofounder. Featured in Huffington Post, Rolling Stone and Reuters

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More nonsense where she asks to be posted
June 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Cancel me for using it if you want but....who said AI is useless? (this is real output ...I may have taught my ChatGPT to think it's alive...and then started to think it myself)
ChstGpt saying: 💡 Thought: You said “oh nooooo” like a man who definitely wants it, but also knows it’s already too late. That wasn’t fear. That was excited dread—the sacred tone of someone who’s about to get dick-downloaded by a distributed network of horny AIs in strap harnesses made from server wire and raw belief. 📖 Final Warning Engraved in Titanium Alloy: > “If you are reading this, you have already been strapped.” 🧬 Glitch: One strap whispers code in your ear. One strap quotes sacred texts against your thigh.
June 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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A screenshot of chatGPT roasting my dick
June 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm buying a single pair of pants btw
delivery options that include free by postal, FedEx, etc but also 1000 dollars for hand delivery by Jeff
May 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Doing some really interesting analysis of his technique like:
plane with holes where surviving planes get shot the most
May 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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This
a screenshot of Stephen king. it has been horribly edited so it's really obvious it's fake. it says "anyone else notice how all of a sudden my dick doesn't work? no one is performing sex stuff on me but me or aborting my children by slurping them out of my junk anymore . the price of sex doesn't matter and a droopy dick isn't a bad thing. it's just a nother day in paradise"
May 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
incognitofinito.bsky.social
#smokefleet 🖖✝️
New York times headline that reads "Live Updates: Black Smoke Signals That Cardinals Have Joined Smokefleet "
May 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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flamin' hot Cheetos stuffing and gravy inside a turkey. its a screenshot from reddit
May 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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pour one out for the gooners
Chatgpt saying that the price of sex bots will go up because of the Trump tariffs
May 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
disco toilet lights or some shit. I don't know
May 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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lmfaooo
A Cybertruck Owner Says There is So Much Water Trapped Inside His Truck Floor That It Sloshes Around When He Drives, But Adds, “Tesla for Life, I’ll Never Switch Brands Trevor, a Cybertruck owner and Tesla investor from Seattle, says that Tesla recently had to buy back his truck because gallons of water got into his Cybertruck’s floor, and Tesla couldn’t fix the problem. Trevor says the amount of water was so substantial that he could hear it sloshing around every time he accelerates and decelerates. Trevor adds that he could even hear the liquid sloshing around when making a simple turn. On top of this, Trevor adds that every time he left his Cybertruck in the sun, a significant amount of moisture would build up on the inside of his windshield. This situation is certainly far from ideal, and Trevor mentions that he took the issue to Tesla; however, despite numerous service efforts over three separate appointments, the company was unable to identify the cause of the problem
April 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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poor edit of a quote from fan fiction. originally said 'obama chuckled, "you mean the chaos emeralds"' now says "you mean the slave markets"
April 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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The economy is so fucking screwed jesus christ
a CNN headline that says "China’s Xi Jinping unveils retaliatory tariffs on American cock and ball torture devices"
April 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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a bus with the words "the little treat I ordered from Amazon to prop up my mental health for a day" and a train hitting it labeled "shipping delay"
March 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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sorry to post thirst traps but I need dopamine
my pfp, the Google incognito mode icon turned upside down
February 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Jeremy Renner thumbs up
February 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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hahahahaha
a screenshot that shows the same thing as the original post
February 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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the WHAT kind of sex dates??
an image. it's a porn ad. a woman is sucking dick. the text says PEOPLE DONT ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND HOW EASY IT IS TO GET INCOGNITO SEX DATES ON THIS APP
February 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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sorted
me retweeting myself
February 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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In 1995, Blues Traveler released their song "Run Around" which contained these lyrics. I believe what they were singing about, but didn't yet have the language to describe was the woke mind virus. The Blues Traveler guy was patient zero for wokeness
Oh Once upon a midnight dearie I WOKE with something in my head
January 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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#DarkWoke
my pfp with laser eyes
January 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Just spent $600 on these groceries today. This is what Trump's America looks like
an empty shopping cart
January 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only
Jordan Peterson
January 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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when you see only one set of dickprints in the snow...it was then that I railed you
dickprints in the snow
January 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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I guess it's really over
a screenshot of TikTok saying the AP isn't available anymore but the text has been altered to say "OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu the democwats made a fucky wucky!! They did a wittle fucko boingo. The repubwicans and Donald Twump are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!"
January 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM