She wrote this post btw and I'm not even kidding

Emma, never before have I needed you to check whatsapp more

Check whatsapp

This has sent me down a mental rabbit hole of what would my penis actually fit in IF all the blood was drained out

Best I can do is send you video of a coke can

1000 coked out monkeys will eventually create a banger

A fool proof aphrodisiac. The fight or flight adrenaline rush makes me hard as hell

Installing a big mirror so you cum instantly from the reflection

Ummm where is the picture of you?

It's gotten so trendy recently, everyone's worried about having whatever is IN at the moment. You don't need a double wall insulated Stanley dick flattener. Sure its nice, but our ancestors made do with rocks or getting stomped by an elephant

She just like me fr fr

Is it the real stuff from the olive garden region?

That's the power of the Balldo™