J. Robert Matthewson ♾️🐿️♾️💻
@infinitesquirrels.bsky.social
Self-Published Writer. 100% Human and certainly not a potentially infinite number of literate squirrels in a human suit.
Information on him and his book(s) can be found at https://www.infinitesquirrels.com
Information on him and his book(s) can be found at https://www.infinitesquirrels.com
Still, too many other red flags to ignore in the email and the awesomely, amazing spouse confirmed the type of scam it was. I call them my self-pub guru for a very good reason.
Anyway, be careful out there, fellow writers.
Anyway, be careful out there, fellow writers.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Still, too many other red flags to ignore in the email and the awesomely, amazing spouse confirmed the type of scam it was. I call them my self-pub guru for a very good reason.
Anyway, be careful out there, fellow writers.
Anyway, be careful out there, fellow writers.
Despite the "faking your way through a book report having only pulled the book out of your backpack the morning it's due" energy, I still desperately wanted to believe that it could be legit because I'm only human and I like affirmation as much as anyone else.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Despite the "faking your way through a book report having only pulled the book out of your backpack the morning it's due" energy, I still desperately wanted to believe that it could be legit because I'm only human and I like affirmation as much as anyone else.
He leaves a dead bear on your porch.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
He leaves a dead bear on your porch.
The KawaiPhone <3
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The KawaiPhone <3
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I wish it were Tulips. At this point, it's a fertilizer-based economy. 😑👍
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I wish it were Tulips. At this point, it's a fertilizer-based economy. 😑👍
Oh man, I'd kill for some Unagi Nigiri right about now. The Salmon and Tuna are just a bonus. A tasty, tasty bonus.
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Oh man, I'd kill for some Unagi Nigiri right about now. The Salmon and Tuna are just a bonus. A tasty, tasty bonus.
It was on mine. Between the spaces for "Trump declassifies all area 51 documents to distract from Epstein" and "Hurricane made of Fire occurs in the Caribbean."
I stopped having hope that anything about 2025 would be normal after the first week of February.
I stopped having hope that anything about 2025 would be normal after the first week of February.
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It was on mine. Between the spaces for "Trump declassifies all area 51 documents to distract from Epstein" and "Hurricane made of Fire occurs in the Caribbean."
I stopped having hope that anything about 2025 would be normal after the first week of February.
I stopped having hope that anything about 2025 would be normal after the first week of February.
Pretty sure he put Haliburton over country, party, and basic human decency.
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Pretty sure he put Haliburton over country, party, and basic human decency.