carla: yassified sisyphus
@intelectualoide.bsky.social
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I find a lot of beauty and joy in the monotonous, which is just a pretentious way to say that I'm pretty fuckin boring. se habla español, a veces me hago la bilingüe she/they
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intelectualoide.bsky.social
hi, don't mind me,

I just wanted to post here my embroideries, so I could pin this skeet later.
embroidery of a portrait in blue shades, in transparent mesh embroidery in cotton, of a face of a calico cat, colored, with golden thread with stars An embroidery of an orca with a machine gun with Greetings from Gibraltar! an embroidery in black thread of a pearl.
intelectualoide.bsky.social
It's me against all the pollen in Argentina. I'm losing.
intelectualoide.bsky.social
Me es grato informarle a todos los hispanohablantes que en Argentina coger significa tener sexo, mientras que en Ecuador coger es agarrar, azir, sostener.

Entonces cuando le dije a mi amiga si podía coger su empanada ella amablemente me informó que le pregunté si queríamos tirar juntas.
intelectualoide.bsky.social
Every time I meet people irl they're surprised by how tall I am. I feel people believe I'm three apples tall.
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veryimportant.lawyer
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
intelectualoide.bsky.social
You probably get this a lot but I'm so grateful for your video, it gave me the chance to show my non-Spanish speaking friends how amazingly weird 31 Minutos is

I've been super close to tie them up to my sofa &forced them to see it in its entirety so they understand where 90% of my humour comes from
intelectualoide.bsky.social
subtítulos 10/10 la vdd
Juan Carlos Bodoque sigue siendo el heart throb de mi generación
intelectualoide.bsky.social
Me: I'm gonna go on vacation
My cats, as soon as I left my room:
My calico and orange cat in a bed
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catsuka.bsky.social
Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
intelectualoide.bsky.social
I was reminded of the first time I traveled outside of Ecuador on summer vacations. Growing up in a Catholic school with fairly strict codes of dressing, I remember seeing my peers in Chile with mini skirts, colourful pink hair and jewelry and going like SO THIS IS WHAT LIBERTY IS LIKE.
intelectualoide.bsky.social
Mi mamá y yo tenemos el mismo tipo de humor.
intelectualoide.bsky.social
god I've seen what you have done for others.
intelectualoide.bsky.social
I'm in Buenos Aires and the first thing that almost made me clutch my pearls was to see Argentinians drinking hot mate while it's hot af. Then I remembered I drink hot black coffee every day in Guayaquil, where the average temperature is 31°C.
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harmscommitted.com
"Both Google and Apple recently removed Red Dot, an app people can use to report sightings of ICE officials."

"Google told 404 Media it removed apps because they shared the location of what it describes as a vulnerable group."
#USA #Deportation #EthnicCleansing
Google Calls ICE Agents a Vulnerable Group, Removes ICE-Spotting App ‘Red Dot’
The move comes as Apple removed ICEBlock after direct pressure from U.S. Department of Justice officials and signals a broader crackdown on ICE-spotting apps.
www.404media.co
intelectualoide.bsky.social
I just applied for a job in Gothenburg, making my relationship with Sweden officially the most toxic one I have ever had.
intelectualoide.bsky.social
Let's pretend the 90s revival is still a thing.
intelectualoide.bsky.social
I regret to inform everyone that I over plucked my eyebrows before a vacation trip.
Me with super super super thin eyebrows:(
intelectualoide.bsky.social
titi me preguntó si tengo muchas novias, muchas novias. Hoy tengo a una, mañana a otra ey, pero no hay boda.
intelectualoide.bsky.social
Ver a gringos tratar de cantar canciones de bad bunny me está dando vida, muchachxs.
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intelectualoide.bsky.social
locx he leído esa vaina siete veces y no entiendo cómo es que el cerebro de este hombre decidió que iba a ser buena idea publicar eso.