Intimidation Crab
@intimidationcrab.bsky.social
Sarcastic indie developer of retro-ish games like Tire Fire Rally and Nuclear Lizard Island Rampage. Working out of Columbus, OH.
🏎️ Get TFR: https://tinyurl.com/3uvhjrfc
🦎 Get NLIR: https://tinyurl.com/y97bt6ck
📑 Unity Tutorials: https://tinyurl.com/22zp
🏎️ Get TFR: https://tinyurl.com/3uvhjrfc
🦎 Get NLIR: https://tinyurl.com/y97bt6ck
📑 Unity Tutorials: https://tinyurl.com/22zp
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Tire Fire Rally is cheap as hell for the Steam Racing Fest. Also, just got some new maps and cars. Link in the comments.
#IndieGaming #Racing #SteamSale
#IndieGaming #Racing #SteamSale
Recently cancelled Game Pass and I was weirdly shocked to realize I don't digitally own any Halo games.
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Recently cancelled Game Pass and I was weirdly shocked to realize I don't digitally own any Halo games.
I want to play Fable 2 again. I miss Blood Stone.
October 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I want to play Fable 2 again. I miss Blood Stone.
I have been saying this for years, but the conversation has finally come up again.
I would pay a one time micro-transaction to not see anyone's unique skin in online games.
#Battlefield #CoD
I would pay a one time micro-transaction to not see anyone's unique skin in online games.
#Battlefield #CoD
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I have been saying this for years, but the conversation has finally come up again.
I would pay a one time micro-transaction to not see anyone's unique skin in online games.
#Battlefield #CoD
I would pay a one time micro-transaction to not see anyone's unique skin in online games.
#Battlefield #CoD
I'm going to make an environmentally friendly alternative to ChatGPT. When you have a question, it will simply connect you to a stoned college kid who will make up an answer.
I'll call it ChatTHC.
Should be about as reliable as the current model.
I'll call it ChatTHC.
Should be about as reliable as the current model.
October 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm going to make an environmentally friendly alternative to ChatGPT. When you have a question, it will simply connect you to a stoned college kid who will make up an answer.
I'll call it ChatTHC.
Should be about as reliable as the current model.
I'll call it ChatTHC.
Should be about as reliable as the current model.
In case anyone was wondering, building interconnected systems for a city builder is actually difficult. Who could have known?
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
In case anyone was wondering, building interconnected systems for a city builder is actually difficult. Who could have known?
Is anyone else getting followed by a bunch of bots with Cartoon Network names?
October 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Is anyone else getting followed by a bunch of bots with Cartoon Network names?
My main project is taking way longer than I would like to make. So, now I'm skimming my backlog of ideas looking for something that I can make in a day or two to get a dopamine hit.
October 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My main project is taking way longer than I would like to make. So, now I'm skimming my backlog of ideas looking for something that I can make in a day or two to get a dopamine hit.
Micro DevBlog 15 - Operation Spilled Martini
-Rebooted the demo of OSM for the 3rd time. Very happy with this version.
-Had a coding day where everything worked first try and I really enjoyed that.
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
-Rebooted the demo of OSM for the 3rd time. Very happy with this version.
-Had a coding day where everything worked first try and I really enjoyed that.
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
October 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Micro DevBlog 15 - Operation Spilled Martini
-Rebooted the demo of OSM for the 3rd time. Very happy with this version.
-Had a coding day where everything worked first try and I really enjoyed that.
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
-Rebooted the demo of OSM for the 3rd time. Very happy with this version.
-Had a coding day where everything worked first try and I really enjoyed that.
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
October 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
You look stressed out. How would you like to smash up some buildings and throw tanks into a volcano?
store.steampowered.com/app/3180470/...
#IndieGaming #SteamDeals #Gaming
#Godzilla
store.steampowered.com/app/3180470/...
#IndieGaming #SteamDeals #Gaming
#Godzilla
September 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
You look stressed out. How would you like to smash up some buildings and throw tanks into a volcano?
store.steampowered.com/app/3180470/...
#IndieGaming #SteamDeals #Gaming
#Godzilla
store.steampowered.com/app/3180470/...
#IndieGaming #SteamDeals #Gaming
#Godzilla
$0.49 isn't all that much even with the collapse of the economy.
store.steampowered.com/app/3047290/...
#SteamDeals #PCGaming #Gaming #IndieGaming #Games
store.steampowered.com/app/3047290/...
#SteamDeals #PCGaming #Gaming #IndieGaming #Games
September 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
$0.49 isn't all that much even with the collapse of the economy.
store.steampowered.com/app/3047290/...
#SteamDeals #PCGaming #Gaming #IndieGaming #Games
store.steampowered.com/app/3047290/...
#SteamDeals #PCGaming #Gaming #IndieGaming #Games
If anyone wants a free game, I'm doing a giveaway for Tire Fire Rally over on Reddit.
www.reddit.com/r/RandomActs...
#IndieGaming #GameDev #Giveaway
www.reddit.com/r/RandomActs...
#IndieGaming #GameDev #Giveaway
From the RandomActsOfGaming community on Reddit: [Steam] 3 key giveaway for Tire Fire Rally
Explore this post and more from the RandomActsOfGaming community
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September 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If anyone wants a free game, I'm doing a giveaway for Tire Fire Rally over on Reddit.
www.reddit.com/r/RandomActs...
#IndieGaming #GameDev #Giveaway
www.reddit.com/r/RandomActs...
#IndieGaming #GameDev #Giveaway
We just don't make TV shows with high stakes dinner parties riddled with hijinks anymore, and what a fucking shame.
September 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We just don't make TV shows with high stakes dinner parties riddled with hijinks anymore, and what a fucking shame.
It's great how much thriller authors love killing Elon Musk.
September 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It's great how much thriller authors love killing Elon Musk.
Does anyone have a good recipe for baked Alaska?
Trying to impress some people.
Trying to impress some people.
September 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Does anyone have a good recipe for baked Alaska?
Trying to impress some people.
Trying to impress some people.
Added a nice little (Comically large) Cray super computer for the player to ruin in Operation Spilled Martini
#GameDev #IndieGame
#GameDev #IndieGame
September 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Added a nice little (Comically large) Cray super computer for the player to ruin in Operation Spilled Martini
#GameDev #IndieGame
#GameDev #IndieGame
Theory: Randy Pitchford has a slight leg up in the industry because it would be impossible to turn down a pitch meeting with someone by that name.
#GameDev #Borderlands4 #PCGaming
#GameDev #Borderlands4 #PCGaming
September 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Theory: Randy Pitchford has a slight leg up in the industry because it would be impossible to turn down a pitch meeting with someone by that name.
#GameDev #Borderlands4 #PCGaming
#GameDev #Borderlands4 #PCGaming
I sometimes miss the mono-culture, but I always desperately miss counter culture.
September 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I sometimes miss the mono-culture, but I always desperately miss counter culture.
Testing out some aesthetics for a mission briefing screen.
Trying to blatantly rip off Mission Impossible.
Trying to blatantly rip off Mission Impossible.
September 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Testing out some aesthetics for a mission briefing screen.
Trying to blatantly rip off Mission Impossible.
Trying to blatantly rip off Mission Impossible.
Entry #21 from my Idea Graveyard:
Act as a humble farmer building more and more elaborate traps to stop heros from entering your house and breaking all your pots.
Plays like a Tower Defense
#GameDev
Act as a humble farmer building more and more elaborate traps to stop heros from entering your house and breaking all your pots.
Plays like a Tower Defense
#GameDev
September 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Entry #21 from my Idea Graveyard:
Act as a humble farmer building more and more elaborate traps to stop heros from entering your house and breaking all your pots.
Plays like a Tower Defense
#GameDev
Act as a humble farmer building more and more elaborate traps to stop heros from entering your house and breaking all your pots.
Plays like a Tower Defense
#GameDev
I think the audio book I just abandoned was narrated by AI, but I can't prove it.
Now I feel like a New England settler sure that his neighbor is cavorting with the devil. Kent Klineman has sold his soul to Robot Satan and should be shunned.
Now I feel like a New England settler sure that his neighbor is cavorting with the devil. Kent Klineman has sold his soul to Robot Satan and should be shunned.
September 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I think the audio book I just abandoned was narrated by AI, but I can't prove it.
Now I feel like a New England settler sure that his neighbor is cavorting with the devil. Kent Klineman has sold his soul to Robot Satan and should be shunned.
Now I feel like a New England settler sure that his neighbor is cavorting with the devil. Kent Klineman has sold his soul to Robot Satan and should be shunned.
Want to know how your day is looking? Get your fortune told by the Tarrot Reader.
intimidation-crab.itch.io/tarrot-reader
#Itch.io #Psychic
intimidation-crab.itch.io/tarrot-reader
#Itch.io #Psychic
Tarrot Reader by Intimidation Crab
Get a glimpse of your stupid future with a Tarrot Reading
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September 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Want to know how your day is looking? Get your fortune told by the Tarrot Reader.
intimidation-crab.itch.io/tarrot-reader
#Itch.io #Psychic
intimidation-crab.itch.io/tarrot-reader
#Itch.io #Psychic
September 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Micro DevBlog 14 - Operation Spilled Martini
-Added extra rooms and an extra floor (Most of one) to the demo for OSM
-Fiddled with hidden loot
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
-Added extra rooms and an extra floor (Most of one) to the demo for OSM
-Fiddled with hidden loot
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
September 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Micro DevBlog 14 - Operation Spilled Martini
-Added extra rooms and an extra floor (Most of one) to the demo for OSM
-Fiddled with hidden loot
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
-Added extra rooms and an extra floor (Most of one) to the demo for OSM
-Fiddled with hidden loot
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
Micro DevBlog 13 - Operation Spilled Martini
-Still having fun with lasers.
-Making some more complex buttons and timers.
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
-Still having fun with lasers.
-Making some more complex buttons and timers.
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
September 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Micro DevBlog 13 - Operation Spilled Martini
-Still having fun with lasers.
-Making some more complex buttons and timers.
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
-Still having fun with lasers.
-Making some more complex buttons and timers.
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming