true

cutie

yeah it's because it has the dutch word for cunt in it unfortunately, i remember oomf couldn't name her torchic that either 😭

even joe merrick is like "this game is actually held together by duct tape" you know how badly you gotta fuck up for even him to think this game is just overall stupid

like that's two pokemon things now that i didn't know about before accidentally naming my espathra gijinka OC the same thing this is so fucked up 💀

fops

fish

hi i still think about these i love them

it's also funny how noticeable it is that you're just fighting the same set of trainers over and over, like i'm not asking for procedural generation but i should not have random trainers already memorized either, i noticed after like my 5th reward match probably

specifically the pick-a-path ones are what i like to call "the kirby squeak squad gambit" where, to quote this one post from a while back, "they ask you "would you rather have $1 or $2" but halfway through the $2 path they reveal it was actually $100 on the other path and you can't go back"

tbh i actually haven't played that many 3D sonic games because i never really had the means to, but adventure 1 is still my goat