isthiscanon
@isthiscanon.bsky.social
You may know me as adamsmasher or loudheadphones. I'm gonna be a bit spicier on here than my other socials. Pronouns would be they/he but I have a job. Late 30's. Philly.
At least I look really good in this bathroom lighting
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
At least I look really good in this bathroom lighting
Boyfriend's dad has put on a black and white video from the '50s explaining how to use a slide rule. kinda the opposite of all the Thanksgiving dick pics on my feed
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Boyfriend's dad has put on a black and white video from the '50s explaining how to use a slide rule. kinda the opposite of all the Thanksgiving dick pics on my feed
Dating myself here, but this bad boy for the SNES will always be my favorite game of all time.
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Dating myself here, but this bad boy for the SNES will always be my favorite game of all time.
Me at me every time I compliment a hot guy on the internet
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Me at me every time I compliment a hot guy on the internet
When Trump says he wants to invade Portland this is who he wants to fight
October 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
When Trump says he wants to invade Portland this is who he wants to fight
Moon! Crucifix! Magic!
October 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Moon! Crucifix! Magic!
Me: *sends this to hot guys on Snapchat*
Guys: "both!"
Me, rolling a nat 1: "how am I meant to do both, I'm not an octopus!"
Guys: "both!"
Me, rolling a nat 1: "how am I meant to do both, I'm not an octopus!"
October 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Me: *sends this to hot guys on Snapchat*
Guys: "both!"
Me, rolling a nat 1: "how am I meant to do both, I'm not an octopus!"
Guys: "both!"
Me, rolling a nat 1: "how am I meant to do both, I'm not an octopus!"
I don't know if constantly thirst-replying is as common on bsky as it is in my home-nation of Tumblr, but I am once again replying to say:
September 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I don't know if constantly thirst-replying is as common on bsky as it is in my home-nation of Tumblr, but I am once again replying to say:
Currently obsessed with Knights of Guinevere
September 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Currently obsessed with Knights of Guinevere
Turns out he did have a rough 2020 but not quite the way I expected
September 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Turns out he did have a rough 2020 but not quite the way I expected
Why is Gavin Newsome emailing me like a cheating husband who wants me back but doesn't actually feel bad about what he did
September 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Why is Gavin Newsome emailing me like a cheating husband who wants me back but doesn't actually feel bad about what he did
I'm pink again!!!
September 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I'm pink again!!!
Wait until they hear about cats
September 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Wait until they hear about cats
