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hypothetically possible | exogenously testosteronated | sensorially participatory | unrepentantly extant | fundamentally irredeemable | featherlessly biped
I need to go to a bar wearing this and be swarmed by hundreds of beautiful women
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
don't talk to me or my son ever again
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
autism is so powerful
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I found 3 things:

1. girlfriend
2. girlfriend
3. these baby ducks that I met in 2017
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
my heater has a progesterone button
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
cow sweater
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
consider the following
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I've always really felt it when my T levels peak but not quite understood why. I got more blood tests. I've been sitting at 1100-1200 ng/dL on peak days (rensdays) and 200-250 ng/dL on trough days. I cannot stress enough how medically hilarious this is. cis male range is anywhere from 300 to 1000.
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the structural stability of the Bookpile is becoming compromised
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
testostiversary selfie b/c I only very recently became able to take some of these that I don't hate 😌
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
this obviously isn't accurate b/c I have a list in my notes app of men I'd go bi for (3 are cryptids, 1 is an AI, 1 is a guy I hate enough to want to peg, 1 is a guy who said something so funny that I figured I'd do him for the bit, 1 is a guy who jokingly brandished a knife at me)
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
floors cleaned
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
laundry done and sheets changed
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
closet cleaned out
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
bathroom cleaned
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
laundry transfered and trash/recycling taken out (two for the price of one)
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
fridge cleaned
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
laundry started
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
groceries purchased
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Without downloading any new pics what’s it like dating you
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
dear whoever saved my ointmentpost: I know you did this because you want to steal my line to make women fall for you, but if you do that then I will think very mean thoughts about you and you will feel it and it will feel bad
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
"ren don't point it at your dick"
"the gun is more scared of you than you are of it"
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM