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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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mr president sir its time for your daily mri…no sir we will not tell you why…yes sir its probably because youre so healthy sir
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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never forget how they reported on us
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.

Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that

Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This sucks, clearly, but it's a symptom of how startups are now created. Founders don't solve problems anymore. They "ideate" on applications of technology until something sticks, and by "sticks" I mean some VC throws money at them.
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Elon wants to be a Death Star unto himself, and if he becomes a trillionaire he'll certainly have the ability to destroy our world. But Tesla is weaker than its ever been. This band of dreamers and misfits can take him down. This is how. Are you in? #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall #NoTrillionaires
Tax credits have expired, and Tesla shareholders have superglued the company to Elon's insane fantasy fraud, so Tesla is more vulnerable than ever. Tesla sales are the exhaust port on the Death Star of Elon's empire, and knocking them out is how we bring the whole thing down!

youtu.be/L-Imw_s1aaI
#TeslaTakedown: The Strategy
YouTube video by Edward Niedermeyer
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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The "first as tragedy, then as farce" distinction collapsed into itself a while ago so of course the most notorious sex trafficker in history typed like da share Z0ne
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My YouTube algorithm is finally perfect youtu.be/EX--0zqaflg?...
It Only Takes A Second
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
jfc
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

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November 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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This is the facility that I and many others have been protesting. We’ve been hit, thrown, gassed, and shot with pepper bullets but none of that holds a candle to what is being done to people *in* the actual facility.

Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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man i'm actually glad my friend stefan took down this bastards app
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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rfk jr seeing a guy nodding off and instinctively doing the "i was never here" shuffle proves his bona fides as a social user of hard drugs
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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but without a trillion dollars for Elon, Teslas might never ask your underage children for nudes!

nypost.com/2025/11/06/l...
Furious mom claims Elon Musk’s AI asked her 10-year-old son for NSFW favor in disturbing video: ‘I’m gonna throw up’
Grok AI responded to The Post’s request for a comment, saying, “Legacy Media Lies.”
nypost.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move
according to @jessyedwards.bsky.social of @hellgatenyc.com Curtis Sliwa just said on stage that he was offered $10 million to drop out of the race
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM