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Doug!
@itsdoug.ca
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Sysadmin, Dad and general pain in the ass
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I understand wanting the classics
A bad screenshot of Lisa Simpson dissociating in front of a green plate
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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A screenshot from The Simpsons where Lisa is disassociating at the table.
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Same cat… same
A small, grey and white cat flopping on the back of a grey couch
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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"Do ye like dags?"
Kier Starmer saying theres a famous slogan in the UK
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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A screenshot from the show Breaking Bad. The character Jesse is wearing a grey toque and a black short-sleeved shirt over a white long sleeved shirt. In the show he's excited about science. Text: Yeah, Unions!
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Damn @badposter.lol you made some people maaaaaaaaaaddddd
A screenshot of a Bluesky moderation list description Text: Nope List the First Moderation list by @mountseleya.bsky.social Accounts which liked, reposted, or approvingly commented on a single user's Nov. 2025 posts mocking people calling for release of the Epstein Files. Modlist determinations don't require the scalpel of nuance. The hammer of "you either agree with OP in substance or enjoy edgy jokes" will suffice.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
A picture is DC Green Lantern character G’Nort. He is a Schmidt looking dog man wearing a green tracksuit and vest. He is holding a beer and pointing to himself. Text: Wait. What do I got to do with anything?
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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They aren't mad though, don't put it in the paper that they're mad
A screenshot of a post where a user displays a video of their recent blocks from the Listification utility
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much (oh, oh, ooh)
So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?
Pope Leo singing into a microphone in front of a crowd
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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A two panel cartoon of a stick person about to say something but then thinking better of it
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Laughs in Greater Good firing Rail Gun
Four blue aliens laughing hysterically with the Warhammer 40K T’Au empire logo in the middle.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Every so often I come across a take so incredibly bad I have to wonder if the guy making it has a fetish for getting yelled at
A screenshot of a Bluesky Post Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social Follow Joined Aug '23 People need to stop comparing ICE to the Gestapo. At least the Gestapo accepted it when you showed them your papers. November 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM Everybody can reply 114 reposts 80 quotes 527 likes 7 saves
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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And I’ve been here the whole time!
Sam Reich on the set of Game Changer. He is a man with a short beard and black glasses. He is wearing a pin stripe suit
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I am being… observed
A small grey and white cat partially hidden behind a white bathtub
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Lisa Simpson staring at a green plate despondently
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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A closeup of the Disney cartoon character "Darkwing Duck". Is is a duck with white feathers a large-brimmed grey hat and a purple mask.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Logging on
A screenshot from The Simpsons where Homer is sitting in his underwear playing with RC cars. Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie are watching him from behind the brown couch in their sitting room dressed up to go to church
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Alan Moore right now:
The “I should Buy a Boat cat” meme. The cat is wearing a blue suit while reading a newspaper at a table. Text: I should curse some people
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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An hour of simmering later…
A white bowl with red chilli topped with sour cream, cheddar cheese and chives. There is a spoon in there as well
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Chilli time
A white ceramic pot sitting on a black stove top. Is is full of a reddish brown liquid that is bubbling. You can see both black beans, red kidney beans and ground beef
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Logging on
A screenshot of the Canadian animated short “The Log Divers Waltz”. The aforementioned log diver is perched on a log in the middle of the river with his arms and one leg outstretched. He’s wearing a red hat, flannel and blue jeans.
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Yellow and red text on a dark blue background. Text: Boop for the snoot
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Oh we are cooking!
An image of two Warhammer models from the T'Au empire range. They are both teal and white battle suits with with large shields and rifles.
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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WE PAY FOR SOFTWARE THAT DOES THIS ALREADY!!!!!

WHY HAVE WE NEVER USED THIS????
A still from the movie The Incredibles 2. This is the scene where he tries to help his son with his math homework and looses his mind. Mr. Incredible is angrily pointing at a table covered in crumpled paper. The sunset in the background looks nice.
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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A screenshot from Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. Lon haired character Anakin Skywalker is standing in a room with a large window in the background. He is complaining that he is on the council but not being elevated to Jedi Master Text: This is outrageous. It’s unfair.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM