Ivan Oozer 🔞
@ivanoozer.bsky.social
Appreciator of brawny beards, fuzzy forearms, hairy chests and happy trails. Drip laugh love.
This is how my cock tells me that it needs to be stroked. #MonochromeMonday
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This is how my cock tells me that it needs to be stroked. #MonochromeMonday
You know it was a powerful orgasm when you can actually hear the cum shooting out. #SundayCumday
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You know it was a powerful orgasm when you can actually hear the cum shooting out. #SundayCumday
Not a chance I can participate in #SoftCockSaturday what with all my Bluesky buddies being absolute smokeshows. #SaturdayPrecumday
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Not a chance I can participate in #SoftCockSaturday what with all my Bluesky buddies being absolute smokeshows. #SaturdayPrecumday
The holiday season usually has me feeling a little bit edgy. #FatCockFriday
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The holiday season usually has me feeling a little bit edgy. #FatCockFriday
When the vibe is 50% #TummyTuesday and 50% #TittyTuesday.
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
When the vibe is 50% #TummyTuesday and 50% #TittyTuesday.
My favorite black-and-white movie is Wetness for the Prosecution. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My favorite black-and-white movie is Wetness for the Prosecution. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
It’s #SaturdayPrecumday in the foreground and #SoftCockSaturday in the background.
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It’s #SaturdayPrecumday in the foreground and #SoftCockSaturday in the background.
Doubles as a coat hanger! #FatCockFriday #FCF
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Doubles as a coat hanger! #FatCockFriday #FCF
A very low-effort caption for a very low-effort #TummyTuesday post.
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
A very low-effort caption for a very low-effort #TummyTuesday post.
My favorite black-and-white movie is Some Like It Wet. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My favorite black-and-white movie is Some Like It Wet. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
Missed the splashdown but captured the afterglow. #SundayCumday
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Missed the splashdown but captured the afterglow. #SundayCumday
I wanted to post a precum video for the first time in over a week, and my cock was… pretty excited by the idea. #SaturdayPrecumday
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I wanted to post a precum video for the first time in over a week, and my cock was… pretty excited by the idea. #SaturdayPrecumday
Giving myself a raise. #MonochromeMonday
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Giving myself a raise. #MonochromeMonday
I feel like this one should be accompanied by some sort of whooshing anime sound effect? #SundayCumday
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I feel like this one should be accompanied by some sort of whooshing anime sound effect? #SundayCumday
When it’s hard, it drips. When it’s soft, it flips. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
When it’s hard, it drips. When it’s soft, it flips. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS
I give a decent wet willy. #FatCockFriday #FCF
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I give a decent wet willy. #FatCockFriday #FCF