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Dan Izzo
@izzos.us
6.9K followers 1.1K following 23K posts
Attorney (VA & DC Licensed)

"Lawyers are basically just attack librarians"
Posts are not legal advice.
All opinions are my own
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Erika Kirk bringing up an important question:

Does an ass have a front?
Screenshot of Tweet where Erika Kirk says she would have gotten less hate if she had touched the front of JD Vance's ass.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Tweet from Andrew Tate stating "Let me make this loud and clear. If you're a straight may with a girlfriend in 2025, you're gay."
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Pretty sure this is because I said you can't assume a Mamdani platform would win in other areas of the country that weren't like NYC and Dems do need to calibrate candidates to their relevant electorate.
Screenshot showing I've been added to a "Nazi Sympathizers" list
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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For those, like me, who had to go look up which one is Juror 7 - Joe is playing this guy:
Still from 12 Angry Men showing Juror 7 - the hat wearing sports fanatic.
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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*Wheez...*
Screenshot of Twitter exchange with Grok: Andrew @ThXeno Who do you think has suffered more grok, Jesus or Elon? Grok @grok Jesus faced betrayal, scourging, and crucifixion, a harrowing end that birthed eternal hope for billions. Elon endures chronic trials: near-total business collapses, the agony of losing children, savage public vilification, and existential threats, all while pioneering space travel and Al. While Jesus' suffering was acute and redemptive, Elon's grinds on without respite, transforming pain into planetary progress arguably the heavier modern burden."
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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You can't say @graphicaudio.bsky.social isn't timely
Cover of Graphic Audio original production 'Fury of the Orcas'
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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More food is coming today but right now there is a standoff over that last bit
A tortoiseshell cat and a white/orange cat watching their food bowl and in a standoff over the last bit of food.
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Popped up in memories over on Facebook and...that's a bad day as a defende attorney
Screenshot of tweet from @metroadlib stating "Prosecutor: I'm assuming you don't know about the bestiality footage-"
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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It comes in pints! (Coffee...it's coffee)
Prancing Pony mug of coffee
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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So uh @support.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app you probably want to get on this one:
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November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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slate.com/culture/2025...

No...this is not a "different spin" on Frakenstein. IT IS LITERALLY THE POINT OF THE STORY!
How are monsters made? In Guillermo del Toro’s new adaptation of Frankenstein for Netflix, several people inform the title character, surgeon Victor Frankenstein (Oscar Isaac), that he, rather than the creature he assembled out of corpses, is the real monster. Many readers of Mary Shelley’s 1818 novel have reached the same conclusion: Victor is one of the all-time assholes of British literature. But the various adaptations of the book take different, even opposed, views of what made him that way, and how his malignity infects the world around him, particularly his creature.
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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This is a crime against humanity
Picture showing 3 USB ports on a piece of electronics, right next to each other, the first two are oriented so the empty space is on the right, the third so that it is on the left.
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Roy Batty Blade Runner meme with "I Could smell the onions, I could smell the mustard"
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Biden: Champions and passes a bill specifically targeted at reducing inflation to help Americans

Trump: Declares prices are falling even after being told they're going up

CNN: These are the same
Trump denies inflation is hurting Americans. It’s the same mistake that haunted Biden
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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This is some real insane racism
Tweet By Bowtied German Finding Dua Lipa attractive means you don't have the epigenetic europid blood memory of distrusting gypsies. I look at this woman and my DNA tells me she's just distracting me so her brothers can steal my livestock.
November 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Even for the @nypost.com this is some bullshit level nonsense
New York Post Headline "Possible alien spacecraft 3I/ATLAS makes unusual shift while hurting towards the Sun"
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Just WTF happened to this man...
John Fetterman taking a selfie with Lara Trump
October 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Quote by Erika Kirk: "No one will ever replace Charlie...but I do see some similarities of my husband in JD...Vice President JD Vance"
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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This is bait right? It's fake or a bit? Right...someone say it is...
Post from James Hawkins (co-ceo at post hog) saying the normal flight route from Los Angeles to Paris which follows the curvature of the Earth up through Canada is "inefficient" and shows an "Ai Powered Route" that is a straight line through the Middle of the United States. A much LONGER route because...EARTH IS A SPHERE!
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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How could you possibly call this man an anti-semite
Eric Adams in his Jewish Pimp costume.
October 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I see Skuzy enjoys putting people on blast but doesn't like it when people respond.
Dan Izzo @izzos.us he/him Apparently I hate waffles everyone... Quoting Skuzy @skuzy1572.bsky.social 2m Oh look another white man defending racism and bigotry. It's okay the Nazis are nice to me they just think it's okay to harm people they don't know or see. Fuck off trash ass human. Screenshot showing he removed my previous quote of his despite having no problems quoting me.
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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I see you can dish it out but can't take it
Screenshot showing Skuzy deleted his post from my Quote after trying to put me on blast.
October 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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So for my friends who are queer...tag yourself
A list of "Types of Homosexual" allegedly from a 1958 UK government report: List consists of: The Bisexual The Married Man: Upper Class Middle Class Working Class The Demoralized Married Man The Young Bisexual The Self-isolated Homosexual The Fully Sublimated Homosexual or Bisexual The Homosexual Prostitute: The Young Volunteer The Call-boy The "Cottage" type The Club and Pub Prostitute The "Roller" Sugar Daddies "Married" Homosexual Partners The Pub Type The Club Type The Homosexual "Friend" The Prison Queer The Ship's Queer The War Queer The Homosexual Alcoholic The "Guilty" Homosexual The Religious Homosexual
October 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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I mean...that's Caesar's Legion right? That's what they are, this would be an accurate to the game portrayal of them.

This is gonna be another "Right-wing fans discover their favorite characters are actually the bad guys" thing isn't it.
Screenshot of Tweet by @ShitpostRock reacting to poster for Fallout Season 2 which shows Caesar's Legion stating: "You already know they brought in the Legion just to make them evil, racist, misogynistic villains who get epically destroyed by Bethesda's poster boys (The Brotherhood of Steel)."
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM