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MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · 1d

Filing for an annulment on grounds of not realizing how much baseball talk I was getting into.

MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · 2d

I felt bad about my own aging appearance until MAGA face became a trend.

I’d rather be wrinkly.

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MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · 7d

Fun facts about aging: when I was young I could walk around the block barefoot or go walking in winter with no coat and barely notice. Now I’m over 40 and I can’t even handle cold feet.

MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · 7d

Really regretting marrying another American right now. We could have each had a sham marriage for citizenship in a country that has, like, rules and accountability for politicians!

MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · 16d

If you ever want to feel instantly disgusted, check out a wealthy person’s tipping habits.

MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · 24d

I did one strength training workout this week and I’m still sore. Never get older than 40, kids.

MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · 29d

Wish I could remember to listen to the podcasts that give tips on improving your memory

MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Sep 4

Big ups to whomever left a couple random White Claws in our cooler at our recent event. They’re coming in handy as I review my lease renewal docs.😒

MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Sep 2

September 1st is the day I celebrate welcoming back my S.A.D. lamp in order to continue to labor.

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MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Sep 1

Roommates

Long haired gray and white cat sleeping heavily

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MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Aug 22

Furious that in this point in history the US is once more backsliding into gerrymandering. There’s a reason it has its own derogatory term. Struggling to find hope amidst the rage.

MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Aug 20

All hetero men own variations of one outfit. Maybe band t-shirts and jeans or polos and cargo shorts, but they pick a favorite and stick with it for a good 30 years.

MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Aug 19

What if we just deported people who take their shoes off in movie theaters and no one else?

MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Aug 17

I got married. To another cat, obviously.

Now I must nap.

MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Aug 15

You’d think almost 30 years after their breakup, David Justice would move on from taking sh- about Halle Berry. Guess he just doesn’t have much else going on….

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · Aug 11

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MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Aug 12

The vibe 5 days before the wedding

a cartoon toad with his mouth wide open

Alt: Mario Bros toadstool screaming and flailing around

media.tenor.com

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MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Aug 6

Ansolutely F this guy. I hope he dies from COVID in a spectacular display of karma. www.huffpost.com/entry/rfk-va...

RFK Jr. Cancels $500 Million In Funding For Vaccine Development

The mRNA vaccines are credited with slowing the 2020 coronavirus pandemic.

www.huffpost.com

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MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Jul 30

Would vote for that, assuming real otters are involved. Their platform would be “More Fiiiiiiish!” and their fascist tendencies would be easily defeated by more fish.

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MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Jul 30

Hello, my name is Maybe_A_Cat, and I am addicted to semi-cured gel nail wraps and buying crap products I saw in Insta ads. How stop?

MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Jul 25

Stinky, Chompy, and Beans

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MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Jul 25

Making up a little song and dance about how we’re in the darkest timeline. I’ve run out of words that rhyme with “hell.”

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Maria Bamford @mariabamford.bsky.social · Jul 25

Thank you, @marcmaron.bsky.social‬, for these kind words. I’m sending a lifetime supply of captains table for the kitties.

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MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Jul 25

They’re building a fence immediately outside my home office and it sounds like someone being murdered while playing a didgeridoo, which is simply justifiable homocide.

MaybeACat @j-rose-ells.bsky.social · Jul 22

Malcolm Jamal Warner and Ozzy Osbourne in the same week? Death comes for us all but apparently headlines do not.

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