Jerked Gherkins
@j3rkedgherkins.bsky.social
🥒 the neon-brined gherkin of internet chaos | weird takes, weirder content
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"Trains will be given a union flag inspired paint job as part of the govts nationalisation plan"
Meanwhile the trains themselves are still owned by private rolling stock leasing companies which extract huge amounts of £ from the industry (& shovel it into offshore tax havens)
Meanwhile the trains themselves are still owned by private rolling stock leasing companies which extract huge amounts of £ from the industry (& shovel it into offshore tax havens)
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
"Trains will be given a union flag inspired paint job as part of the govts nationalisation plan"
Meanwhile the trains themselves are still owned by private rolling stock leasing companies which extract huge amounts of £ from the industry (& shovel it into offshore tax havens)
Meanwhile the trains themselves are still owned by private rolling stock leasing companies which extract huge amounts of £ from the industry (& shovel it into offshore tax havens)
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Attempting to build a ZioNazi (Fourth Reich) empire with Greater Israel has its headquarters while everyone else gets a fascist police state and enslaved. All the data keeps getting sent there.
Well Bolsonaro was part of their ZioNazi criminal enterprise. The Israeli spytech tool Bolsonaro used to illegally spy on his opposition even stored the data in Israel.
Rubio vows US response following conviction of Brazil's Bolsonaro reut.rs/4piCG0f
October 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Attempting to build a ZioNazi (Fourth Reich) empire with Greater Israel has its headquarters while everyone else gets a fascist police state and enslaved. All the data keeps getting sent there.
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Disgusting. It will take a long time to regain trust with countries who were once allies.
#USDemocracy
www.bbc.com/news/article...
#USDemocracy
www.bbc.com/news/article...
New US security strategy aligns with Russia's vision, Moscow says
The Kremlin welcomes the starkly worded document, which does not cast Russia as a threat to the US.
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Disgusting. It will take a long time to regain trust with countries who were once allies.
#USDemocracy
www.bbc.com/news/article...
#USDemocracy
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Every facet of generative AI has made my professional life worse, without question, but THIS specific aspect has been driving me NUTS.
Clients, who have made me toil for weeks over indescribably small details, are now approving & producing in-house commercial artwork that looks like a fever dream.
Clients, who have made me toil for weeks over indescribably small details, are now approving & producing in-house commercial artwork that looks like a fever dream.
I feel the clients now using GenAI to do stuff and going "good enough" when they used to nitpick at every last detail is due to them finding out all those nit picky changes take time and work they cant be bothered to put in.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Every facet of generative AI has made my professional life worse, without question, but THIS specific aspect has been driving me NUTS.
Clients, who have made me toil for weeks over indescribably small details, are now approving & producing in-house commercial artwork that looks like a fever dream.
Clients, who have made me toil for weeks over indescribably small details, are now approving & producing in-house commercial artwork that looks like a fever dream.
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HR departments countrywide need to start treating gendercrit employees as potentially hostile. As soon as you are required to interact with one, you dust off the rulebook, you dot every eye and cross every t, and you assume bad faith at every turn.
They are a threat to every organisation.
They are a threat to every organisation.
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
HR departments countrywide need to start treating gendercrit employees as potentially hostile. As soon as you are required to interact with one, you dust off the rulebook, you dot every eye and cross every t, and you assume bad faith at every turn.
They are a threat to every organisation.
They are a threat to every organisation.
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LMAO
Trump blames Joe Biden for Farmers needing a bailout.
🤣🤣🤣
Trump blames Joe Biden for Farmers needing a bailout.
🤣🤣🤣
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
LMAO
Trump blames Joe Biden for Farmers needing a bailout.
🤣🤣🤣
Trump blames Joe Biden for Farmers needing a bailout.
🤣🤣🤣
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"In Gaza at least 350,000 Palestinians are suffering from chronic illnesses & at least 42,000 are living with life altering injuries... the health ministry says Israels only allowing on average 5 trucks of medical aid in every week"
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
"In Gaza at least 350,000 Palestinians are suffering from chronic illnesses & at least 42,000 are living with life altering injuries... the health ministry says Israels only allowing on average 5 trucks of medical aid in every week"
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Here's what Russians think of the messenger and internet bans. They are certainly not fond of the changes:
t.me/azzimood/42642
t.me/azzimood/42642
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Here's what Russians think of the messenger and internet bans. They are certainly not fond of the changes:
t.me/azzimood/42642
t.me/azzimood/42642
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There’s a Project 2026!
Thought it couldn’t get worse…think again.
🎥: @underthedesknews.bsky.social
There’s a Project 2026!
Thought it couldn’t get worse…think again.
🎥: @underthedesknews.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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There’s a Project 2026!
Thought it couldn’t get worse…think again.
🎥: @underthedesknews.bsky.social
There’s a Project 2026!
Thought it couldn’t get worse…think again.
🎥: @underthedesknews.bsky.social
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A Honduran man with end-stage renal failure, Williams Javier Toro Enamorado, was allegedly told by ICE officers that he would not receive necessary dialysis treatment without signing a voluntary deportation order.
If you voted for cruelty like this, YOU are the one who should be deported.
If you voted for cruelty like this, YOU are the one who should be deported.
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A Honduran man with end-stage renal failure, Williams Javier Toro Enamorado, was allegedly told by ICE officers that he would not receive necessary dialysis treatment without signing a voluntary deportation order.
If you voted for cruelty like this, YOU are the one who should be deported.
If you voted for cruelty like this, YOU are the one who should be deported.
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The Supreme Court, Presidency, Senate and two party system are all quite anti-democratic institutions as presently constructed.
Our institutions are not only incapable of preventing tyranny—they’re currently enabling it.
When democracy returns, we need to reform our political system.
Our institutions are not only incapable of preventing tyranny—they’re currently enabling it.
When democracy returns, we need to reform our political system.
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The Supreme Court, Presidency, Senate and two party system are all quite anti-democratic institutions as presently constructed.
Our institutions are not only incapable of preventing tyranny—they’re currently enabling it.
When democracy returns, we need to reform our political system.
Our institutions are not only incapable of preventing tyranny—they’re currently enabling it.
When democracy returns, we need to reform our political system.
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It's fine to think Congresswoman Crockett isn't the strongest Democratic candidate to win the Texas Senate race, and I agree. But when the focal points of your criticism are her eyelashes and nails and her general appearance, it feels like you may need to chat with a therapist.
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It's fine to think Congresswoman Crockett isn't the strongest Democratic candidate to win the Texas Senate race, and I agree. But when the focal points of your criticism are her eyelashes and nails and her general appearance, it feels like you may need to chat with a therapist.
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@markhertling.bsky.social on the White House's new National Security Strategy: "Russia said this is a great document that does everything we need to do. That should sum it up in a nutshell when you have a competitor, a foe, saying you've great strategic approach."
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
@markhertling.bsky.social on the White House's new National Security Strategy: "Russia said this is a great document that does everything we need to do. That should sum it up in a nutshell when you have a competitor, a foe, saying you've great strategic approach."
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Rapid Support Forces carried out three drone strikes in the town of Kalogi, in South Kordofan, officials say. The paramilitary reportedly struck a kindergarten school twice, the second time to kill civilians who had gathered to aid the wounded, and then struck the hospital treating the victims.
Sudanese Paramilitary Drone Strikes Kindergarten, Killing Dozens of Children
UN officials say that they believe at least 60,000 people have been killed in Sudan in just the past few weeks.
truthout.org
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Rapid Support Forces carried out three drone strikes in the town of Kalogi, in South Kordofan, officials say. The paramilitary reportedly struck a kindergarten school twice, the second time to kill civilians who had gathered to aid the wounded, and then struck the hospital treating the victims.
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BREAKING: Indiana Senate Republicans advanced a Trump-demanded gerrymander designed to wipe out the state’s last Democratic seats and hand the GOP all 9 House districts.
The map now heads to a full Senate vote, where GOP success remains uncertain.
The map now heads to a full Senate vote, where GOP success remains uncertain.
Indiana Senate Committee Advances Trump-Demanded Gerrymander
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
BREAKING: Indiana Senate Republicans advanced a Trump-demanded gerrymander designed to wipe out the state’s last Democratic seats and hand the GOP all 9 House districts.
The map now heads to a full Senate vote, where GOP success remains uncertain.
The map now heads to a full Senate vote, where GOP success remains uncertain.
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this is musician chris gaines’ alt account
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
this is musician chris gaines’ alt account
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Oak in the Mist
12-2025
Some mornings the fog rolls in thick enough to swallow the world, leaving only silhouettes and silence🌫️
#sensoryArt #monochromatic #winter #fog #mist #silhouette #oak #tree #trail #SonyAlpha
12-2025
Some mornings the fog rolls in thick enough to swallow the world, leaving only silhouettes and silence🌫️
#sensoryArt #monochromatic #winter #fog #mist #silhouette #oak #tree #trail #SonyAlpha
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oak in the Mist
12-2025
Some mornings the fog rolls in thick enough to swallow the world, leaving only silhouettes and silence🌫️
#sensoryArt #monochromatic #winter #fog #mist #silhouette #oak #tree #trail #SonyAlpha
12-2025
Some mornings the fog rolls in thick enough to swallow the world, leaving only silhouettes and silence🌫️
#sensoryArt #monochromatic #winter #fog #mist #silhouette #oak #tree #trail #SonyAlpha
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Trump’s misogyny on full display again🤬🤬🤬
He belittles women reporters because he can’t handle women who won’t bow to him. He hides behind insults because he has no answers, no spine, and no respect for the truth. This is who he is on camera, in public, every damn time.
He belittles women reporters because he can’t handle women who won’t bow to him. He hides behind insults because he has no answers, no spine, and no respect for the truth. This is who he is on camera, in public, every damn time.
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Trump’s misogyny on full display again🤬🤬🤬
He belittles women reporters because he can’t handle women who won’t bow to him. He hides behind insults because he has no answers, no spine, and no respect for the truth. This is who he is on camera, in public, every damn time.
He belittles women reporters because he can’t handle women who won’t bow to him. He hides behind insults because he has no answers, no spine, and no respect for the truth. This is who he is on camera, in public, every damn time.
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On 18 February 1943, Sophie and Hans were arrested inside the University of Munich after scattering leaflets from the upper gallery into the main hall below.
5/10
5/10
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
On 18 February 1943, Sophie and Hans were arrested inside the University of Munich after scattering leaflets from the upper gallery into the main hall below.
5/10
5/10
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My sincerest condolences to the marketing team on The Housemaid who locked this creative in months before it became HILARIOUS.
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My sincerest condolences to the marketing team on The Housemaid who locked this creative in months before it became HILARIOUS.
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SOON, IT MAY BE ILLEGAL TO HAVE A… ZINE
Daniel “Des” Sanchez is facing *federal charges* for “transporting a box that contained ‘Antifa materials’”:
theintercept.com/2025/11/23/p...
So whatever you do, don’t download and distribute these:
drive.google.com/drive/mobile...
Daniel “Des” Sanchez is facing *federal charges* for “transporting a box that contained ‘Antifa materials’”:
theintercept.com/2025/11/23/p...
So whatever you do, don’t download and distribute these:
drive.google.com/drive/mobile...
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
SOON, IT MAY BE ILLEGAL TO HAVE A… ZINE
Daniel “Des” Sanchez is facing *federal charges* for “transporting a box that contained ‘Antifa materials’”:
theintercept.com/2025/11/23/p...
So whatever you do, don’t download and distribute these:
drive.google.com/drive/mobile...
Daniel “Des” Sanchez is facing *federal charges* for “transporting a box that contained ‘Antifa materials’”:
theintercept.com/2025/11/23/p...
So whatever you do, don’t download and distribute these:
drive.google.com/drive/mobile...
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posting old art until i have the spoons to draw again....
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
posting old art until i have the spoons to draw again....
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Ummm…does this guy understand he’s TRANSPORTATION Secretary not the Presidential Fitness Committee.
Worry about keeping airports and planes SAFE. FFS
Worry about keeping airports and planes SAFE. FFS
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Ummm…does this guy understand he’s TRANSPORTATION Secretary not the Presidential Fitness Committee.
Worry about keeping airports and planes SAFE. FFS
Worry about keeping airports and planes SAFE. FFS
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"[DHS goons say] the sweeps are targeted at “criminal illegal aliens.” But the law enforcement records detail criminal histories for less than a third of the 38 people arrested in the first two days of the operation"
Sound familiar?
Add in 'more spying on law-abiding citizens' & here they go again
Sound familiar?
Add in 'more spying on law-abiding citizens' & here they go again
Records reviewed by AP detail online monitoring, arrests in New Orleans immigration crackdown
State and federal authorities are monitoring online criticism and protests against the immigration crackdown in New Orleans.
apnews.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"[DHS goons say] the sweeps are targeted at “criminal illegal aliens.” But the law enforcement records detail criminal histories for less than a third of the 38 people arrested in the first two days of the operation"
Sound familiar?
Add in 'more spying on law-abiding citizens' & here they go again
Sound familiar?
Add in 'more spying on law-abiding citizens' & here they go again
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“California Dreamin’” turns 60 today.
“We were staying in New York,” said Michelle Phillips, “and it was a terribly cold winter. John had been complaining that he missed the warmth of California, and one night he woke me up and said, ‘I’ve just written this song, and you have to help me with it.’”
“We were staying in New York,” said Michelle Phillips, “and it was a terribly cold winter. John had been complaining that he missed the warmth of California, and one night he woke me up and said, ‘I’ve just written this song, and you have to help me with it.’”
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“California Dreamin’” turns 60 today.
“We were staying in New York,” said Michelle Phillips, “and it was a terribly cold winter. John had been complaining that he missed the warmth of California, and one night he woke me up and said, ‘I’ve just written this song, and you have to help me with it.’”
“We were staying in New York,” said Michelle Phillips, “and it was a terribly cold winter. John had been complaining that he missed the warmth of California, and one night he woke me up and said, ‘I’ve just written this song, and you have to help me with it.’”